Japanese invent excrement burgers.

Floyd Montana

Incredible as it may seem, a Japanese scientist working for their Environmental Assessment Agency, has developed a way of extracting protein from human waste.
Cant find a decent English language link, but here's something
http://inhabitat.com/poop-burger-japanese-researcher-creates-artificial-meat-from-human-feces/
Love the package label in the photo in this link, and there is video of some of the process too.

Oggy Red

Sounds crap to me

adamtheaddick

human centipede, the japanese guy feeds the women some tasty treats..

bloodnut

thats so japanese... they will eat ANYTHING! wot a race.

ValleyGary

''this tastes rubbery mate'
''ahhhh fank you vewy much''

Floyd Montana

thats so japanese... they will eat ANYTHING! wot a race.

Yes, they do seem to have a world-beating Research and Design ethos where all problems are researched to find possible solutions to future problems.

bloodnut

exactly.

Mortimerician

human centipede, the japanese guy feeds the women some tasty treats..

THE VANIRRA PASTE?

LargeAddick

think McDonalds beat them to it

Macronate

No science involved...he's just re-invented a kebab.

Coming next...Come salad cream

Oggy Red

think McDonalds beat them to it

Quality, Large!

bloodnut

my ex used to love a bit of gentlemans relish all over her burger!

adamtheaddick

MuttleyCAFC

I think Tescos have beat him to it with their Value Burgers.

legaladdick

'On sale inside the ground next season'.  (Mind you I've a feeling that they have been on sale the last few seasons)