Reports indicate that Paul Hayes had fresh pineapple and coffee for his breakfast this morning, while on holiday in Barbados.
It is thoiught that later he might be be taking a tour of Bridgetown with his family before relaxing by the hotel pool.
Earlier reports that he was considering a cooked breakfast have now been confirmed as unfounded.
"Paul will not have a cooked breakfast until he has scored his first goal for Charlton Athletic" said an offical spokeman for the player. "But we can neither confirm not deny that he will be playing for the south London club in the foreseeable future".
Hotel chef Viv Martins was quoted as saying, "I dont like cricket, ah hah..I love it..ooh yeah"
Reports indicate that Paul Hayes had fresh pineapple and coffee for his breakfast this morning, while on holiday in Barbados.
It is thoiught that later he might be be taking a tour of Bridgetown with his family before relaxing by the hotel pool.
Earlier reports that he was considering a cooked breakfast have now been confirmed as unfounded.
"Paul will not have a cooked breakfast until he has scored his first goal for Charlton Athletic" said an offical spokeman for the player. "But we can neither confirm not deny that he will be playing for the south London club in the foreseeable future".
Hotel chef Viv Martins was quoted as saying, "I dont like cricket, ah hah..I love it..ooh yeah"
To be continued...
should there be a seperate thread on why CL is actually more entertaining than going to the valley ?
Reports indicate that Paul Hayes had fresh pineapple and coffee for his breakfast this morning, while on holiday in Barbados.
It is thoiught that later he might be be taking a tour of Bridgetown with his family before relaxing by the hotel pool.
Earlier reports that he was considering a cooked breakfast have now been confirmed as unfounded.
"Paul will not have a cooked breakfast until he has scored his first goal for Charlton Athletic" said an offical spokeman for the player. "But we can neither confirm not deny that he will be playing for the south London club in the foreseeable future".
Hotel chef Viv Martins was quoted as saying, "I dont like cricket, ah hah..I love it..ooh yeah"
To be continued...
With a bit of luck he'll get eaten by a shark and that will put an end to all speculation. But what if he survivessuch an attack?, would Powell and Prince be interested in a one legged striker?
Breaking news from the West Indies where unconfirmed reports indicate that Paul Hayes was seen wearing official Charlton Speedos while relaxing poolside at the luxury 3-star (all inclusive) Island Club Beach Retreat and Mini Golf Centre in Barbados
Eye witness and holiday maker Maureen Slag was poolside.
"The Speedos were definitely bright red but I couldn't get close enough to read the logo on the front" said Maureen.
An official spokeman for the player was quoted as saying, "Paul only wears Charlton Athletic official swimwear merchandise while on holiday but despite the attention of a certain Ms Slag he has still failed to score for the club".
Contrary to earlier reports, Paul will not now be swimming with his family off the local beach for fear of a deadly shark atack. Paul was seen taking a long distance call from Sir Chris Powell in the hotel foyer. According to eye witnesses Sir Chris was heard angrily warning the player that quote,
"He did not get where he was today in football management by signing one-legged strikers from Essex".
Local TV celebrity chef Viv Dreadlock is quoted a saying, "No woman no cry..oooh..no woman no cry".
Many people believe that Martin was referring to the same Maureen Slag and that he shot the sheriff before lending the distinctive red bathing wear to Hayes. Few locals are buying into the conspiracy theory that he also shot the deputy.
The only sharks to worry about round Barbados are the card ones! I used to dive there years ago and we used to tell the punters that there had never been a shark attack around Barbados.
There was a story about a sea monster sighting, but it may just have been a Hello! magazine celebrity photoshhoot.
Breaking news from the West Indies where unconfirmed reports indicate that Paul Hayes was seen wearing official Charlton Speedos while relaxing poolside at the luxury 3-star (all inclusive) Island Club Beach Retreat and Mini Golf Centre in Barbados
Eye witness and holiday maker Maureen Slag was poolside.
"The Speedos were definitely bright red but I couldn't get close enough to read the logo on the front" said Maureen.
An official spokeman for the player was quoted as saying, "Paul only wears Charlton Athletic official swimwear merchandise while on holiday but despite the attention of a certain Ms Slag he has still failed to score for the club".
Contrary to earlier reports, Paul will not now be swimming with his family off the local beach for fear of a deadly shark atack. Paul was seen taking a long distance call from Sir Chris Powell in the hotel foyer. According to eye witnesses Sir Chris was heard angrily warning the player that quote,
"He did not get where he was today in football management by signing one-legged strikers from Essex".
Local TV celebrity chef Viv Dreadlock is quoted a saying, "No woman no cry..oooh..no woman no cry".
Many people believe that Martin was referring to the same Maureen Slag and that he shot the sheriff before lending the distinctive red bathing wear to Hayes. Few locals are buying into the conspiracy theory that he also shot the deputy.
Grumpy just wondered if the Speedos were on sale in the club shop yet?
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No, not really. What will be will be.
Yep.
Lots
In his own thread
*mans lifeboat*
Reports indicate that Paul Hayes had fresh pineapple and coffee for his breakfast this morning, while on holiday in Barbados.
It is thoiught that later he might be be taking a tour of Bridgetown with his family before relaxing by the hotel pool.
Earlier reports that he was considering a cooked breakfast have now been confirmed as unfounded.
"Paul will not have a cooked breakfast until he has scored his first goal for Charlton Athletic" said an offical spokeman for the player. "But we can neither confirm not deny that he will be playing for the south London club in the foreseeable future".
Hotel chef Viv Martins was quoted as saying, "I dont like cricket, ah hah..I love it..ooh yeah"
To be continued...
Breaking news from the West Indies where unconfirmed reports indicate that Paul Hayes was seen wearing official Charlton Speedos while relaxing poolside at the luxury 3-star (all inclusive) Island Club Beach Retreat and Mini Golf Centre in Barbados
Eye witness and holiday maker Maureen Slag was poolside.
"The Speedos were definitely bright red but I couldn't get close enough to read the logo on the front" said Maureen.
An official spokeman for the player was quoted as saying, "Paul only wears Charlton Athletic official swimwear merchandise while on holiday but despite the attention of a certain Ms Slag he has still failed to score for the club".
Contrary to earlier reports, Paul will not now be swimming with his family off the local beach for fear of a deadly shark atack. Paul was seen taking a long distance call from Sir Chris Powell in the hotel foyer. According to eye witnesses Sir Chris was heard angrily warning the player that quote,
"He did not get where he was today in football management by signing one-legged strikers from Essex".
Local TV celebrity chef Viv Dreadlock is quoted a saying, "No woman no cry..oooh..no woman no cry".
Many people believe that Martin was referring to the same Maureen Slag and that he shot the sheriff before lending the distinctive red bathing wear to Hayes. Few locals are buying into the conspiracy theory that he also shot the deputy.
I used to dive there years ago and we used to tell the punters that there had never been a shark attack around Barbados.
There was a story about a sea monster sighting, but it may just have been a Hello! magazine celebrity photoshhoot.
Great stuff Grumpy!
Those "news reports" have really cheered me up.