Things you've only recently discovered that have shocked/annoyed/disappointed/pleased you

Rizzo

I've recently concluded that after 43 years, masturbation doen't make you thin

Is that continuously?

DaveMehmet

I've recently concluded that after 43 years, masturbation doen't make you thin

Is that continuously?

Pretty much!

Macronate

I've recently concluded that after 43 years, masturbation doen't make you thin

Annoyed/shocked/disappointed?

DaveMehmet

I've recently concluded that after 43 years, masturbation doen't make you thin

Annoyed/shocked/disappointed?

All 3!

DRF

I've recently concluded that after 43 years, masturbation doen't make you thin

Annoyed/shocked/disappointed?

All 3!

And exhausted I shouldn't wonder!

Essex_Al

I've recently concluded that after 43 years, masturbation doen't make you thin

How's your eyesight though Dave?

DaveMehmet

I've recently concluded that after 43 years, masturbation doen't make you thin

How's your eyesight though Dave?

Who said that?

Oggy Red

It makes your hair fall out, a bald friend told me

Stu_of_Kunming

If you think a jury has anything to do with the sentance given out, it's seems pretty fair to me to assume you know jack all about law.

carly burn

Sky channel 965

Chirpy Red

I have just discovered that when signing on to Internet Banking using one of those card readers, you don't actually need the one from the bank you are with. My Nationwide one disappeared from my desk but my colleague informed that his Nat West one would work, which it did!
Very pleased.