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Rooneys New Hair Do

Jimmy Seed ShooterJimmy Seed Shooter
edited June 2011 in General Charlton

What on earth has he done?

 He looks like he has been scalped, is this the kind of behavour we expect from an England striker.

You expect womanising, roasting,using prostitutes, binch drinking, drugs and gambling, even sticking mobile phones up his arse is par for the course for todays footballers but having your head returfed. What is going on?

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  • MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    He still looks like Shrek so what's the point?
  • Covered EndCovered End
    Ha ha - what's binch drinking ?
  • Bournemouth AddickBournemouth Addick

    Wouldn't have happened in Killer's day. He had more hair on his chin than Rooney had on his whole head.

    Wouldn't like to guess on Killer's approach to the other behaviour mentioned...

     

  • Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe
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  • nollynolly
    What's the point of it everyone knows his bald and its a sewn in wig
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    edited June 2011
    Hahahahahaha, only the bald know the trauma, dislocation and social disgrace felt by the folliclely challenged.
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    I heard Doyley (GlassHalfEmpty) had exactly the same thing done.
  • MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    As a baldy -  the way to go is to have your head shaved. The advantages far outweigh the disadvantages (accidents with my car's tailgate) and I'd shave it off if it grew back now.
  • RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta
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    Has Giggs had a lovechild with Rooney's missus then?
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    If it's good enuf for Shane Warne, Michael Vaughan and Jacques Kallis it's gotta be good enough for Hairy O'Rooney
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  • Bexley DanBexley Dan
    Apparently they've use Colleen's pubic hair - the success rate is far higher when transferred from one c**t to another.
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    Apparently they've use Colleen's pubic hair - the success rate is far higher when transferred from one c**t to another.


    ouch !! hahahha

     

  • Bexley DanBexley Dan

    What on earth has he done?

     He looks like he has been scalped, is this the kind of behavour we expect from an England striker.

    You expect womanising, roasting,using prostitutes, binch drinking, drugs and gambling, even sticking mobile phones up his arse is par for the course for todays footballers but having your head returfed. What is going on?

    Binch drinking? Is that what you do when your always on the subs bench and married to a bitch?
  • Jimmy Seed ShooterJimmy Seed Shooter
    Binch Drinking - its the latest footballers craze, its similar to Binge drinking but involves pinching WAGs drinks and necking them before they notice. Its not to be confused with Bunch drinking which is where a bunch of lads find a very small enclosed space to cram into and down their pints all at the same time. I hope this clears things up!  
  • oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jun/06/rooney-hair-twitter
  • Curb_ItCurb_It
    "returfed"!  that is very bloody funny!
  • Bexley DanBexley Dan
    bit of plastic surgery next i reckon - why stop with the hair?
  • Off_itOff_it
    Out of interest Bexley Dan, do you reckon you can pick a pass better than Rooney?

    Am just trying to gauge where you are ranking yourself ability-wise, i.e. better than Semedo but not as good as .............. who?
    ;o)
  • Bexley DanBexley Dan
    Out of interest Bexley Dan, do you reckon you can pick a pass better than Rooney?


    Am just trying to gauge where you are ranking yourself ability-wise, i.e. better than Semedo but not as good as .............. who?

    ;o)
    You love it really don't you off it. Good question. It's something i've often mulled over. Better than Semedo is a no brainer - i'll get back to you but don't be surprised if i have to go oversees for a comparable.  
  • Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    Just imagine how much more brilliant you would be if you had had top quality training from an early age?
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  • Bexley DanBexley Dan
    Just imagine how much more brilliant you would be if you had had top quality training from an early age?
    i did
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    edited June 2011
    well we have to try to gauge it Bexley. My view is that you're one of the types that could have a fair crack at pro Footy but either laziness or overconfidence was your downfall well those or it's BS.
  • Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    Cant be the latter if he has been trained by UEFA qualified coaches, Dazzler.
  • Off_itOff_it
    Out of interest Bexley Dan, do you reckon you can pick a pass better than Rooney?


    Am just trying to gauge where you are ranking yourself ability-wise, i.e. better than Semedo but not as good as .............. who?

    ;o)
    You love it really don't you off it. Good question. It's something i've often mulled over. Better than Semedo is a no brainer - i'll get back to you but don't be surprised if i have to go oversees for a comparable.  
    Ok then, I'll whack up a few names and you tell me if you're a better passer of the ball. Just answer "Yes" if you think you're better, or "no" if you don;t.

    Richard Rufus
    Colin Walsh
    Claus Jensen
    Amdy Faye
    Scott Parker

    Over to you.
    ;o)

  • BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds

    Switching sports - this is Doug Bollinger's hot-spot:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T2GhXgDsGg

  • Leroy AmbroseLeroy Ambrose
    Out of interest Bexley Dan, do you reckon you can pick a pass better than Rooney?


    Am just trying to gauge where you are ranking yourself ability-wise, i.e. better than Semedo but not as good as .............. who?

    ;o)
    You love it really don't you off it. Good question. It's something i've often mulled over. Better than Semedo is a no brainer - i'll get back to you but don't be surprised if i have to go oversees for a comparable.  
    Ok then, I'll whack up a few names and you tell me if you're a better passer of the ball. Just answer "Yes" if you think you're better, or "no" if you don;t.

    Richard Rufus
    Colin Walsh
    Claus Jensen
    Amdy Faye
    Scott Parker

    Over to you.
    ;o)

    Too easy

    Richard Rufus - No
    Colin Walsh - No
    Claus Jensen - Good Lord no
    Amdy Faye - Yes
    Scott Parker - No
  • WSSWSS
    Cant be the latter if he has been trained by UEFA qualified coaches, Dazzler.

    Dave Rudd?
  • bloodnutbloodnut

    wayne rooney has all the virtues i dislike and none of the vices i admire, but then he is a self-made man who worships his creator!

  • Bexley DanBexley Dan
    Out of interest Bexley Dan, do you reckon you can pick a pass better than Rooney?


    Am just trying to gauge where you are ranking yourself ability-wise, i.e. better than Semedo but not as good as .............. who?

    ;o)
    You love it really don't you off it. Good question. It's something i've often mulled over. Better than Semedo is a no brainer - i'll get back to you but don't be surprised if i have to go oversees for a comparable.  
    Ok then, I'll whack up a few names and you tell me if you're a better passer of the ball. Just answer "Yes" if you think you're better, or "no" if you don;t.



    Richard Rufus yes

    Colin Walsh yes

    Claus Jensen yes

    Amdy Faye ridiculous question

    Scott Parker yes



    Over to you.

    ;o)


  • davydavy

    Does Rooney shop at United Carpets by any chance?  I hear that Rooney is gonna finish his career at either Barnet or Ayr United. 

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