Carlos Tevez seemingly calls time on his Manchester City career after telling an Argentine chat show host that the city is "small and wet" and that he would "not even return there on vacation".
Carlos Tevez seemingly calls time on his Manchester City career after telling an Argentine chat show host that the city is "small and wet" and that he would "not even return there on vacation".
I actually agree with him but was it really necessary to say that after the ungrateful little git has had a good screw out of both Manchester clubs for the past few years. Not much class in those remarks IMHO.
I actually agree with him but was it really necessary to say that after the ungrateful little git has had a good screw out of both Manchester clubs for the past few years. Not much class in those remarks IMHO.
SHG you must remember that he is after all, an Argie!! So is anybody really surprised!??!
i'd guess he already knew what manchester was like when he signed to man city!! so in my eyes it makes him a money grabbing tosser. however as man city are the only club to deny us the top league title i have no sympathy for them either.
Was along time ago though so maybe we should try to forgive them. Does come over as very ungrateful by Tevez. Sure he could achieve the same result with a bit more class.
When you pay an Argentinian peasant ( albeit a highly talented sportsman ) an enormous amount of money, you are still left with an Argentinian peasant. You should remember that the money does not come with added intelligence. In the same way that you can give top Footballers a fantastic life style, but it doesn't stop them behaving like pratts.
and to think i remember being at old trafford after the beckham v argentina world cup sending off incident and they were all singing argentina-argentina ..... northern monkeys
MANCHESTER City striker Robinho has requested a transfer after missing his scheduled dose of psychotropic drugs.
Aaaaargh! Aaaaaaargh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
The Brazilian moved to the club in 2008 after City scouts used a mixture of poisoned blowdarts and hypnotism to convince the striker he would be playing in Valhalla for the sexual favours of Scarlett Johansson.
Thanks to the combination of powerful narcotics he became convinced he was living in a Viking long room in Asgard instead of a six bedroom, mock-tudor mansion in Wilmslow.
Meanwhile players and backroom staff helped to maintain the illusion by adopting Nordic accents during training sessions, singing songs about pillage and drinking Gatorade from plastic skulls.
Robinho was also barred from watching Coronation Street in case the horrifying reality of his situation pierced through the haze of tree frog poison.
But after the postal strike delayed the arrival of a new batch of the Brazilian's drugs the effect suddenly wore off as he was sitting in his Lamborghini outside the Trafford Centre last Monday.
A police spokesman said: "We found a 25 year-old Brazilian man huddled inside his car, screaming constantly. There was terror in his eyes and he kept saying that all he could see was the colour grey and that the buildings wanted to kill him."
Tom Logan, a Man City physio, said: "Heavy dosing with herbal infusions and jungle drugs is standard practice for South Americans based north of Stevenage.
"Sylvinho believes he's in Narnia, Zabaleta thinks he's a giant swan and thanks to a kind of Eskimo tea made from Bison droppings we've convinced Caicedo that he's the Emperor of Legoland."
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I agree with Tevez, Manchester is a hole.
Robinho Requests Transfer As Drugs Wear Off
12-11-09
MANCHESTER City striker Robinho has requested a transfer after missing his scheduled dose of psychotropic drugs.
Brazilian moved to the club in 2008 after City scouts used a mixture of
poisoned blowdarts and hypnotism to convince the striker he would be
playing in Valhalla for the sexual favours of Scarlett Johansson.
Thanks to the combination of powerful narcotics he became convinced he
was living in a Viking long room in Asgard instead of a six bedroom,
mock-tudor mansion in Wilmslow.
Meanwhile players and backroom
staff helped to maintain the illusion by adopting Nordic accents during
training sessions, singing songs about pillage and drinking Gatorade
from plastic skulls.
Robinho was also barred from watching Coronation Street in case the horrifying reality of his situation pierced through the haze of tree frog poison.
But after the postal strike delayed the arrival of a new batch of the
Brazilian's drugs the effect suddenly wore off as he was sitting in his
Lamborghini outside the Trafford Centre last Monday.
A police
spokesman said: "We found a 25 year-old Brazilian man huddled inside his
car, screaming constantly. There was terror in his eyes and he kept
saying that all he could see was the colour grey and that the buildings
wanted to kill him."
Tom Logan, a Man City physio, said: "Heavy
dosing with herbal infusions and jungle drugs is standard practice for
South Americans based north of Stevenage.
"Sylvinho believes
he's in Narnia, Zabaleta thinks he's a giant swan and thanks to a kind
of Eskimo tea made from Bison droppings we've convinced Caicedo that
he's the Emperor of Legoland."