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Is this bad?

Off_itOff_it
edited June 2011 in General Charlton

Was at a kiddies birthday party at Goals in Eltham earlier today and they wanted to have a penalty shoot out near the end so I volunteered to go in goal so they all got a go.

The kids were only 7 or 8 so I was quite happy to just stand there and wave in the ones that were on target and didn't just hit me. That is until the kid in the Millwall shirt stepped up, at which point I sprang cat-like to tip his pen around the post. The look on the little fellas face almost made me feel guilty, but then I managed to console myself with the fact that I was teaching him a valuable life lesson.

Is that bad?

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  • WSSWSS

    What was the life lesson?

  • Off_itOff_it

    What was the life lesson?

    Don't wear a Millwall shirt in public or people will treat you differently.
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer

    There's a kid when I take my little 'un football on a Saturday morning that wears a Millwall kit and I've been trying to teach my boy to take out the Millwall kid for the last 3 weeks.

    Bearing in mind they don't do any sort of tackling and they're both 19 months old it's taken a while but last week as they were kicking the ball around my boy ran straight for him and wiped him right out, the Millwall kid went flying and my boy carried on playing.

    Was this wrong of me?

  • GreenieGreenie

    No, not bad at all...you've done the littel fella a favour!

    'The most useful piece of learning for the uses of life is to unlearn what is untrue.' ~Antisthenes

  • Marriott110Marriott110
    perfectly fine you should feel better about yourself.
  • AddictedAddicted
    Off_it i think you have shown considerable restraint not to laugh at him afterwards

    Plaaayer, your heartwarming story brings a tear to my eye
  • Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    Well done Sir!
    He may have grasped the lesson a little easier if you had run up to him face to face and danced a victory jig, but maybe that might have been a step too far!
    Keep up the good work!
  • MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    Well done - would be even better if he cried. How many here would let a little kid wearing a Palace or Millwall shirt score against us?
  • EastStandEastStand
    Never Mutley. I'd rather die. 
    Well done to both Off_It and Plaaayer, true Charlton passion right there. 
    Kids these days need to learn fast. 
  • bucksheebuckshee
    At benicassim festival in Spain a few years ago myself and les says got chatting to some lads and one was Palace. They were doing a penalty shoot out with a beach ball . Les says decided to go in goal and the palace lad took a Penalty which went straight through les legs , cue us waking off rather quickly
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  • thewolfboythewolfboy
    At School I once did an over the top tackle on a kid i disliked. It was a nasty spiteful action and out of character, cos I'm peace and love normally. He got a bruised shin, nothing too awful but I've never forgiven myself because of my intent. So no, don't encourage your kid to kick the shit out of the Millwall or Palarse kids just nutmeg them and dazzle them with skill instead. After all they will suffer enough in their lifetime just being a spanner or nigel...just as we suffer being addicks.

  • AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    Not at all Offie. With you all the way mate!
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    Really non-pc of you. Even Millwallites deserve to have their human rights respected.  You must track down the child and insist on a re-spotted penalty upon which you make sure to dive the wrong way.Otherwise ol son it's the Hague for thee where you'll be judged by the BGT panel .. may God have mercy on your soul.
  • March51March51
     Say it was your young lad, in a CAFC strip, up against a bloke in goal wearing a Millwall shirt: do you think your youngster would get any mercy? No chance!
  • Off_itOff_it
     Say it was your young lad, in a CAFC strip, up against a bloke in goal wearing a Millwall shirt: do you think your youngster would get any mercy? No chance!
    Unfortuantely March, my youngster had already blazed his one wide (that's my boy - takes after his dad!) so I was doubly determined that this little Spanner wasn't getting one up on us.

    Childish? You betcha!
  • BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds

    Was at a kiddies birthday party at Goals in Eltham earlier today and they wanted to have a penalty shoot out near the end so I volunteered to go in goal so they all got a go.

    The kids were only 7 or 8 so I was quite happy to just stand there and wave in the ones that were on target and didn't just hit me. That is until the kid in the Millwall shirt stepped up, at which point I sprang cat-like to tip his pen around the post. The look on the little fellas face almost made me feel guilty, but then I managed to console myself with the fact that I was teaching him a valuable life lesson.

    Is that bad?



    Yes it is bad.

     

    You have twatted him around the head as well.

  • bloodnutbloodnut
    i cant chastise you cos i would have done the exact same thing! 
  • creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    Did you have the Pink or Orange Robbie top on?
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Fear for off it an plaaaayer for next week when they turn up pwopa mob handed
  • razorray0razorray0
    sod the little shite hes gonna grow up hating us anyway he just learnt early
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  • Off_itOff_it
    Fear for off it an plaaaayer for next week when they turn up pwopa mob handed
    It's my sons birthday party at the same place next week. Anyone wearing a Millwall top wont get a game. 

    I am the daddy.

  • razilrazil
    my M*?&£$%$ supporting bro in law is pestering me to take his 3 month old son to Charlton when he's old enough, says he's too old to change - I said take him $%^$%^$%^ing self... ;)
  • carly burncarly burn

    Was at a kiddies birthday party at Goals in Eltham earlier today and they wanted to have a penalty shoot out near the end so I volunteered to go in goal so they all got a go.

    The kids were only 7 or 8 so I was quite happy to just stand there and wave in the ones that were on target and didn't just hit me. That is until the kid in the Millwall shirt stepped up, at which point I sprang cat-like to tip his pen around the post. The look on the little fellas face almost made me feel guilty, but then I managed to console myself with the fact that I was teaching him a valuable life lesson.

    Is that bad?

    Get a grip man.No one likes him.He won't care.
  • colthe3rdcolthe3rd
    Reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE&feature=related
  • se9addickse9addick
    my M*?&£$%$ supporting bro in law is pestering me to take his 3 month old son to Charlton when he's old enough, says he's too old to change - I said take him $%^$%^$%^ing self... ;)
    But you can save your nephew from the life of being a Spanner ?
  • oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    Millwall bring out the worst in everyone
    But you did the right thing offy
  • paulbaconsarniepaulbaconsarnie
    if only players wearing the charlton shirt over the years had the same attitude when faced with a millwall shirt, then perhaps we wouldn't have the worst rivalry record in world soccer.
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    What I don't get is why you had to go in goal?

    Don't Goals provide some young underpaid lackeys to do this work laughingly referred to as "ball boys"




    : - )
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