Tell her Arsenal had to to leave Woolwich many years ago for a very bad reason that they cannot still talk about even to this day. Or she could tell her friend how Arsenal were only promoted to the Premiership by cheating and that she should really support Barnsley http://www.footballsite.co.uk/Statistics/LeagueTables/Season1914-15/Div21914-15.htm. Of failing that she could just ask what she sees in that grumpy Mr Wenger - at least Chrissy knows how to smile.
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Rodney. That is definitely the definitive reason. Quality.