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End of the world this weekend - May 21st 2011

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  • Did they give a time..?
    Some time after Britains got talent.
    Shame it's not before it.
  • One more day to go.

    Might explain why we're getting no news on player ins/outs with CP not now having to upset senior players who won't be offered a new contract.

  • edited May 2011
    So what are people going to do on their last day tomorrow?

    1) A bit of "How's your father" with the boss' stunning secretary?
    Lovely way to go.

    2) Watch one last time the video of SuperClive scoring his playoff final hatrick at Wembley?
    Or even SuperKev scoring his solo wonder goal by taking on the entire Liverpool defence to complete his hatrick?

    3) Remember "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"......?
    When Arthur got taken to the pub by Ford Prefect, for a last drinkup before being scooped up by the spacecraft?

    Sounds the best idea to me.
  • I can't wait for Sunday and this twat's explanation of why we're all still here.


  • So what are people going to do on their last day tomorrow?

    3) Remember "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"......?
    When Arthur got taken to the pub by Ford Prefect, for a last drinkup before being scooped up by the spacecraft?

    Sounds the best idea to me.
    Grabs my freshly washed towel and hands beer to Oggy, pulls up a chair.  Not relishing the fish in the ear though.
  • i wont bother cutting the grass then.
  • i wont bother cutting the grass then.
    Don't you want it looking it's best before oblivion strikes? That's just lazy ;)
  • Working:) the joys, What time is this happinin?
  • will Emma be commentating ?
  • I don't think we are all supposed to die out on Sunday - we are to be tormented for a few months before the Earth is finally destroyed. Hopefully the season could be brought forwards as I wouldn't want it all to end with us in League 1.
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  • As I will be one of those in " rapture" I'm not bothered.
  • An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire, Bart Centre, is
    enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set
    up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.

    He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.

    They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street
    Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't
    do refunds."

  • Fan-bloody-tastic! Cash in on the morons. Or should that be Mormons?
  • Could be true though,got a coupon up yesterday !
  • Still waiting
  • Crickey I hope we sign some new players before the end of the day!
  • Still here, hurry up i'v got a holiday to book, if its ganna happen , happen soon please and save me 400quid
  • People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.
  • That's it. Midday here, another day elsewhere.  Goodbye Tonga
  • Well, I'm still here. And nobody I know has gone to heaven yet.

    Anyone starting to get the raptures ........?
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  • it's 11pm where he is, 6pm here that it's meant to happen, though I'd love to see how a single Earthquake is going to reach all areas of the planet
  • Are the Aussie Addicks still out there?
  • There are no dates in the Bible regarding '.the end'. Bible prophecy is very interesting though.


  • People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.
    LOL - a good enough gag to justify the huge font.
  • edited May 2011
    Well, I'm still here. And nobody I know has gone to heaven yet.

    Anyone starting to get the raptures ........?



    Yes I have....in the groin!...........oh sorry I thought you said rupture!!!
  • I'm now so convinced that it won't happen that I have gone and washed the car!
  • I was going to stay in last night, but because of this I went out earlier!

    When I woke up this morning I thought it was all over, felt like S****

  •  People are making end of the world jokes like there is no tomorrow.
  • If it was to happen and the nonbelievers had only had five months to live , what would you do? 
  • If you cant think of anything , do not worry its not the end of the world.
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