"Sick" Jokes....(Warning: May Offend).

Miserableoldgit

Dear Admin.

Was wondering if it was okay to start a "Sick" joke thread. I fully understand that someone people get "Offended" by certain "jokes", but, If under a heading like above,If people don't want to read them, don't open the thread. Or is this pushing things alittle to far......

MOG. x

Miserableoldgit

So, posted under the wrong category: Can't/don't know How to change it !
Sorry.

AFKABartram

Would rather not to be honest. Keep them for emails and texts where you know your audience

Miserableoldgit

Fair enough. Thanks AFKA.

Right, there was this......... ;-)

Miserableoldgit

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Blackheathen

An upper-class Englishman is holidaying in far North Queensland, Australia.  His car breaks down and he starts walking to the nearest town, 20k away.  While he is walking he gets caught in a flash tropical storm.  By the time he gets to town he is wet through.  He walks into the pub and orders a scotch.  It tastes terrible but it’s better than nothing.  He looks around the pub for the toilet but all he can see is a pub full of outback Aussies, drinking, cursing, and spitting.  He asks the barman where the toilet is and the barman gestures to a door at the back of the pub.

The Englishman trudges outside into the rain.  All he can see through the rain are two piles of shit, one much bigger than the other.  He walks over to the smaller pile, relieved that someone had the sense to start a new pile since the larger was clearly unmanageable.  He has his pants around his ankles and is in the process of relieving himself when a gunshot rings out and the bullet smacks into the heap just beside him.

He turns around, in a somewhat vulnerable position, and sees this huge Aussie guy standing at the door of the pub with a smoking gun in his hand.

”What’s going on?”  stammers the Englishman in fear.

The Aussie bellows back, “Get the hell out of the Ladies you dirty bastard”.