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New Terrorist Threat at Gatwick

"A public school teacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Met Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction."


  • If this was Net Addicks you would have had at least a dozen Titanic retorts by now.

    They brought that joke out for the IRA.
  • very good,

    would of been better if you put it in the right category. I'm like Anthea Turner with the amount of housework i have to do on here :-)
  • Fantastic - a joke forum. I'm going to have some fun in here!
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