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Songs for Spurs

edited January 2011 in General Charlton
Know there's already a thread for chants, but this one's specifically for the yids... I don't wanna hear a boring 'CAFC, WE HATE MILLWALL' the whole game; so get learning the ones people post! I'll get the ball rolling with this one, get ya thinking hats on ;)

Posh Spice is a Slapper,
Gives anyone a try,
'n when she's fucking Beckham,
She thinks of Matty Fry.
Now Beckham's getting worried and he's moving from the sun.
He's playing for the yidos
While Benno gives her one!
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  • We'll be running round Tottenham....

    Nah don't.
  • Wouldn’t it be great if one day one of these threads produced a song that we actually went on to sing !
  • Very tasteful, I bet everyone is printing that off to learn as we speak!
  • Harry, you're a crook. Harry, Harry you're a crook!
  • Hes got a twitch
    Hes got a twitch
    hes got a
    Harrys got a twitch
  • Ala Chas n Dave

    '' Wot u wanna giv us Dennis Wise for''
    '' When we wanted Gus Poyet''
  • No to Wise song. Having best mates as owner and manager spells disaster waiting to happen.
  • Posh Spice is a slapper
    Next door always hear her
    When she's shagging Beckham
    She thinks of Miguel Llera
  • 4350 charlton went to tottenham, went to tottenham hotspur... 4350, 4349, 4348, 4347 etc etc

    Harry give us a twitch, harry harry give us a twitch!
  • edited January 2011
    Harry's twitch would go mental if we sing that song!
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  • "chim chimery chim chimery chim chim cher ro
    who needs dave beckham
    when we've got racon?"

    "there's only one johnnie jackson, one johnnie jackson,
    you thought he was shite, but now he's alright
    walking in a jackson wonderland"

    Wisey, awhooooah,
    Wisey awhooooah,
    he comes from Millwall,
    here's something from us all:
    FUCK OFF!
    (followed by we are charlton or something)

    or rather ironically:

    "you can shove gareth bale up your arse,
    shove gareth bale up your arse,
    singing we've got francis, we've got francis,
    we've got francis and he's fucking dynamite"
  • Posh spice is a slapper,
    Anyone could have it.
    While shes shagging Beckham
    She dreams of Pavel Abbot.
  • Posh Spice is a slapper
    Gives anyone a kiss
    When shes shagging Beckham
    She thinks of Si Francis

    Posh Spice is a slapper
    Fiver for a blow
    When she's down on Beckham
    She imagines Semedo
  • His got a twitch song goes.

    His got a twitch
    His got a twitch
    Harry Redknapps got a twitch
    How he got it we don't know
    How he got it we don't care
    All we know is Redknapps got a twitch

    Repeat
  • Jeez, great work fellas.

    Some wag will be suggesting the Auschwitz song next.
  • both posh spice versions must go on the original 3


    i for one will be belting them out great work guys


    seeing as i invented the youds and hunt verses i must doff my cap to u all


    however as i am sure johnboy will confirm the first verse i stole from the yids swapping ginola with kinsella but the rest is now pure charlton i fooking like it i really like it
  • Ohhhhhh,
    Posh Spice is a slapper
    She wears a Wonderbra
    And when she's sh***ing Beckham
    She dreams of Kinsella (not Mendonca)

    Kin Kin Kin Sella


    Ohhhhhh,
    Posh Spice is a slapper
    Her head is in the clouds
    And when she takes it up the a***
    She dreams of Eddie Youds

    Ohhhh Eddie Youds, Eddie Eddie Eddie Youds, Eddie Eddie Eddie Youds


    Posh Spice is a slapper
    She Doesnt miss a stunt
    And when He's Sucking on her T**s

    She dreams of Andy Hunt

    Oh Andy Hunt Oh Andy Hunt

    He Played up Front

    Oh Andy Hunt He played up front

    He has a name like a fanny

    Oh Andy Hunt He played up front


    Posh Spice is a Slapper,
    Gives anyone a try,
    'n when she's fucking Beckham,
    She thinks of Matty Fry.


    Now Beckham's getting worried and he's moving from the sun.
    He's playing for the yidos
    While Benno gives her one!

    Posh Spice is a slapper
    Gives anyone a kiss
    When shes shagging Beckham
    She thinks of Si Francis

    Posh Spice is a slapper
    Fiver for a blow
    When she's down on Beckham
    She imagines Semedo
  • Garth Crooks red n white army
  • Peacock told us to bounce around the ground!
  • CAFC CAFC, We hate tottenham









    JOKE. Please don't.
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  • Don't forget a good McOxo chant must be done!
  • edited January 2011
    He'll be going Oxo Tower when we lose
    He'll be going Oxo Tower when we lose
    He'll be going Oxo Tower, going Oxo Tower, going Oxo Tower when we lose.

    Posh Spice is a slapper
    She's paid by the hour
    Alan won't take her up the arse
    But up the Oxo Tower
  • [cite]Posted By: hudson-son-son[/cite]He'll be going Oxo Tower when we lose
    He'll be going Oxo Tower when we lose
    He'll be going Oxo Tower, going Oxo Tower, going Oxo Tower when we lose.
    This has to be done.
  • HigHig
    edited January 2011
    Singin' I make a bigger mint than you,
    Singin' I make a bigger mint than you,
    Singin' I make a bigger, I make a bigger, I make a bigger mint than you.
  • harry harry give us a twitch
    harry give us a twitch
  • [cite]Posted By: raymondao[/cite]harry harry give us a twitch
    harry give us a twitch

    That needs to be done!
  • We can see us
    We can see us
    We can see us sneaking out
    We can see us sneaking out

    Sorry
    x
  • very good work lads!
  • [cite]Posted By: Petefromcornwall[/cite]We can see us
    We can see us
    We can see us sneaking out
    We can see us sneaking out

    Sorry
    x


    the last time we were there this was true very bloody true i am still stained by that day me and carter were talking about it tuesday



    uncle les wtf did you do to me that day
  • [cite]Posted By: jazzyjazzyjazzy[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: raymondao[/cite]harry harry give us a twitch
    harry give us a twitch

    That needs to be done!

    Thief!!

    ;o)
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