Alternative Takeover Thread-Who it's not gonna be and why

Macronate

Just think that if we list who we think won't be involved in the TO, we can narrow it down before tomorrow & finally get a positive outcome.

I'll get it started;

1. Dont think Osama Bin Laden will be involved because he has other commitments and would probably not want to be seen in and around The Valley.
2. Don't think the Nolan Sisters will be involved as I'm not sure any of them understand due diligence.

cfgs

3. me because I am more skint than Charlton

IA

4. Diddy because he's a stripey nigel.

Oggy Red

5) Fred Flintstone - because he's a cartoon character.

6) Simon Jordan,- because he's just a cartoon character too.

RedArmySE7

7) Santa, he's generally quite busy with other stuff this time of year.

Saga Lout

8) Anyone mentioned in the 3,000,000 other takeover threads on here.

Richard J

9) Alexander Orlov because although the Russian Billionaire owns a house in South London according to wkipedia he is actually a computer generated image of a Meerkat . Simples.

No.1 in South London

10) Bernie Madoff - would have had problems making it over in time for this afternoon's press conference.

Chizz

11) Richard Murray. He's got better things to spend his money on now.

Granpa

Fred Flintstone...because he already owns a club !

Granpa

Peter Stringfellow...because he already owns a club !

ValleyGary

josef fritzl

steve123

mickey mouse

tom_k

micheal Jackson because he is a Fulham fan

nth_london_addick

Fred West

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

[cite]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite]Fred West

No concrete offer?

nth_london_addick

[cite]Posted By: Six-a-bag-of-nuts[/cite]

[cite aria-level=0 aria-posinset=0 aria-setsize=0]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite]Fred West

No concrete offer?

i heard he was making a bid based on solid foundations and after a lot of digging it was found he had skeletons all over his past