Would Ya.....

AFKABartram

Masterchef scary chef Monica Galleti

nth_london_addick

she can cook which is a plus

but if you didnt would ya properly then you would get ruined


so no from me

AFKABartram

She can blanche my beans and pickle my chutneys in under ten minutes any day of the week :-)

nth_london_addick

but can you imagine if your stroke wasnt smooth enough or you failed to Bone her fillet properly she would kill you

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are there any better pictures where she doesnt look like a bloke?

ValleyGary

id flick her bean, id dine on her chocolate button, id go to town on her seafood platter....

eurgh no i cant do it... she/he's rough as

TEL

oh yes....

Oggy Red

"All you need to do is peel a prawn and bone a trout," she says as we walk to the kitchen.

Absolutely, I would. But I'd need to stop her talking ....... any suggestions?

ozaddick

that's a lady boy.... no.

Plaaayer

She looks like she could be playing for the NZ rugby team tomorrow!

ken from bexley

Bit of a dogs dinner to me!.....

JT

While we're on the subject, have a gander at this p*sstake of Masterchef:

YouTube link

Elthamaddick

never in a month of sundays

Leroy Ambrose

She looks exactly like Patrice Evra. It's a 'no' for me

Saga Lout

As Lord Sugar would say, with regret, it's a "no" from me.

Macronate

No, no & no.

Her only redeeming feature is the scarf around her neck which I'd use to throttle her before running away.

JT-that M'chef p-take had me in tears especially when he's using the fork to pick up the cheese & pineapple.

CAFCsayer

[cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]She looks like she could be playing for the NZ rugby team tomorrow!

This...

stonemuse

[cite]Posted By: JT[/cite]While we're on the subject, have a gander at this p*sstake of Masterchef:

YouTube link

real laugh out loud stuff, hilarious

Bedsaddick

No

RedZed333

I'd take her up the pasty...

ValleyGary

[cite]Posted By: stonemuse[/cite]

[cite]Posted By: JT[/cite]While we're on the subject, have a gander at this p*sstake of Masterchef:

YouTube link

real laugh out loud stuff, hilarious

haha thats quality. the spreading of the ketchup is brilliant.

Jayajosh

Looks like a slim Jonah Lomu!

falconwood_1

She can peel my carrot and wash my spuds any day.

Enjoy lunch.

adamtheaddick

I would put my beef in her wellington

ValleyGary

id thumb my toad in her hole

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i bet she's got s badly packed kebab

ValleyGary

reckon her beef curtains are well done but i got a feeling its rare in the middle

pilchard

[cite]Posted By: windscreen[/cite]I thought about it then decided I needed to clean some pots and pans.

Oooh eeerrr missus etc.......

creepyaddick

Odd one out?

creepyaddick

or this?

creepyaddick

or?