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Holidays

A polar bear, a dolphin and a crocodile are talking about where they will be going on holiday.

The crocodile asks the dolphin "where are you going on holiday this year"?

The dolphin replies "well, seeing as I've got flippers, the wifes got flippers and the littluns have flippers, so I'll guess we'll be going to the sea".

To which the polar bear and the crocodile say "oh, that'll be nice".

"Where are you off to then this year, polar bear"? asks the dolphin.

"You know, I'm all furry, the wife is all furry and the littluns are all furry, I guess we'll be going to the North Pole this year", says the polar bear.

"Cool"! say the other two.

"Where are you off to then crocodile?" asks the polar bear.

"My wife has a big mouth, the littluns have big mouths and I've got a big mouth" says the crocodile, "so I think we'll be going to France this year!"
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