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Would Ya...?

Sue Barker

face like a bollock, back hand of an angel.


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  • is that a backhanded compliment..

    :)
  • no way, but may have second thoughts if clare baldwin were there
  • oh yes, bet she would make a right racquet
  • New balls please, no way!
  • No way.

    That is a half decent picture of her, she usually looks like Judy Finnegan's mutant sister on TV.

    Plus she'd always be complaining about whether your balls were in or out.
  • I would get her deuce's flowing
  • Think i'd struggle if it went to a fifth set though....
  • I reckon I could serve her up an ace if required.
  • You lot cannot be serious!
  • Bet Cliff was gutted when they put that roof on centre court
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  • [quote][cite]Posted By: shirty5[/cite]Bet Cliff was gutted when they put that roof on centre court[/quote]

    the main motivation for doing that was to stop that berk breaking out in song at the hint of a bit of rain
  • When you get to 73 it's a case of love all, new balls please.
  • Funny how a couple of songs one afternoon years ago has mutated into Cliff going into a full blown concert every year at Wimbledon...
  • Game, Set and Snatch?

    Anna Kournakova yes, Sue Barker no.
  • Well, if she asked nicely I maybe would...
  • [cite]Posted By: Bournemouth Addick[/cite]I reckon I could serve her up an ace if required.

    On second thoughts she might be a bit highly strung.
  • Not a chance
  • [cite]Posted By: Floyd Montana[/cite]No chance , she actually looks like a woman , why would I go anywhere near it ? Now Andrew Castle YES please, pwoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  • [cite]Posted By: razil[/cite]is that a backhanded compliment..

    :)

    Do I get the "Bartram Prize" for getting a (bad) joke in so quickly?

    :)
  • I prefer her sister - Annette.

    after a couple of games you can change ends.
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  • Im sure she is a lovely person, but I dont find her the least bit attractive
  • Couldn't. Not after Sir Cliff has thrown his holy water in there.

    It would be like desecrating a holy place. He's like God's son or something! You'd burn in hell!
  • only if i had a time machine and could rewind her a decade or two
  • [cite]Posted By: tangoflash[/cite]only if i had a time machine and could rewind her a decade or two

    She was considered one of the hottest tennis players of her day.
    That day was three decades ago.
  • A bit off-topic I know, but I went to school with a lad called Dennis Ball.

    Parenting at its best.
  • [cite]Posted By: ads[/cite]no way, but may have second thoughts if clare baldwin were there

    If you mean Claire Balding then you would need to be female......
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