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paul the octopus

Paul the octopus has passed away today
RIP
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    RIP
    a true football legend
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    A very sad day. My thoughts are with his family. (sorry chirpy).

    RIP
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    Word is it was a gangland killing by the Krayfish twins.
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    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]Word is it was a gangland killing by the Krayfish twins.

    i heard it was the codfather
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    Oh dear...
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    RIP, Paul

    You were way better at predicting than Lawro
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    And the ink was hardly dry on his new contract.

    Rest in Plaice
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    Stop it, you lot are giving me a haddock.
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    I'm glad its dead, stupid fin.
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    I was waiting on one more prediction from him, was going to bet all i had on it and hope i would be squids in
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    apparently he's been feeling eel for a while
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    And very tasty he was too though I found his tentacles a bit too chewy for my liking.
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    edited October 2010
    Police are investigating - apparently there is something fishy about his death.

    Cod rest his Sole.
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    Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door.
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    This is just getting squidiculous....
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    Maybe it was poisson?
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    Was he eel?
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    I wonder if he managed to predict his death...
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    His in a batter plaice now
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    [cite]Posted By: ross[/cite]I wonder if he managed to predict his death...

    No, the only time he was wrong?
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    Frankly, I disappointed that so many of you find the death of one of the natural worlds most interesting creatures and a much loved public figure funny. There will be people in Germany genuinely upset by this and you should be ashamed of yourselves.




    Ps can someone save me a leg please?

    Pps this does leave an opening for a another animal with a suitable knwoledge of the game, I wonder whatever happened to the goat that was lined up to be our next manager...?
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    He swallowed a fiver and a pound coin and this made him sick squid
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    Apparantly he died in a tragic accident. They had presented him with two boxes of food as was his preferred prediction method. Sadly one had become contaminated. He was supposedly predicting which blended whisky would sell best this christmas.

    His keepers realised just after they were put in the box. There are rumours of cctv footage of the tragic event. staff at the aquarium can be heard shouting:

    "Paul the other one, it's got bells on it"
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    [cite]Posted By: Bournemouth Addick[/cite], I wonder whatever happened to the goat that was lined up to be our next manager...?

    married gumbo.
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    Come on guys, I think it isn't right to make jokes about paul the octopus so soon, I mean, the ink hasn't even dried yet
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    I heard it was the pressure of the upcoming Olympics that did for him.
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    Sepp Blatter today spotted enjoying a plate of calamari for lunch.
    Coincidence?
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    Heard he was asked to predict the future of Crystal Palace minutes before he died?
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    Knock,knock,knock,knock,knock,knock,knock,knock, knocking on heavens door.

    Good luck for the season, we are having a nightmare at the minute.
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    He was asked to predict whether or not England would win the next World cup and he died laughing...
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