Why do we water the pitch

letthegoodtimesroll

If it always seem to end up that our players keep slipping up on it all the time...or have things got so bad that we can't afford decent studs in the players boots

Why do we have players that week in week out seem to play a bad pass and and blame the player they failed to pass it to...doesn't the team captain know that a smack in the mouth after the game is an effective way of pointing out that if your pass is crap then you hold your hand up and don't blame somebody else...

Why does it seem that our players have forgotten how to head a ball and when they do manage to get to the ball first it seems to invariably go up in the air instead of horizontally towards a meant target...

Riscardo

I have to say ... totally agree about this watering the pitch thingy ....

gilbertfilbert

Yes. I've wondered this. Seems it's only our players who spend the second half sliding about on their arses.

BBClaus

We're hoping one of their centre halves will slip over when we hoof the ball forward.

WIZZO1952

We water the pitch to get all our shit off it