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what is the worst film you have ever seen

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  • Tron was really crap!
  • [cite]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite]Carter

    Where did you see the human centepide was it on a dvd or at a cinema

    Wanted to see it I heard he based the idea in the punishments he would give to peados


    I think he said he would make all peados be attached by their mouth to a fat lorry drivers arse

    Does he follow that threat through

    I saw my mate Zheng for a snidey one, he does indeed attach people by means of arsehole to mouth it was a three person centipede. The German dude was aweseome.
  • [cite]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite]Carter

    Where did you see the human centepide was it on a dvd or at a cinema

    Wanted to see it I heard he based the idea in the punishments he would give to peados


    I think he said he would make all peados be attached by their mouth to a fat lorry drivers arse

    Does he follow that threat through

    I saw this on download as well it's bloody weird especially when the guy at the front of the centipede has to drop a brown bomb!
    Not as graphic as you might think but truly unique.
    They are filming a prequel in London at the moment.
  • A prequel??????? With the Rottweillers??
  • Going to have to get it now. What a great bloody concept for a horror film
  • [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]A prequel??????? With the Rottweillers??

    Not sure what it's about. Cant see the dog thing being as interesting though!
  • No, the 3 dog would not be good!

    12 people however, that would be one long shit pile
  • [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]No, the 3 dog would not be good!

    12 people however, that would be one long shit pile

    Maybe - Person-0-Dog-0-Person-0-Dog-0-Person Now that would be sick!
  • Yes! Then feed a gerbil n from either end
  • [cite]Posted By: Stu of HU5[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: onestevieg[/cite]Freddy got fingered. Was like having hot needles stuck in my eyes for hour and a half.

    Love that film!

    As for worst, In Bruges or Stranger than fiction.
    I loved In Bruges, Stranger Than Fiction wasn't bad eiter.
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  • Human Centipede really doesn't appeal to me. It's nice to know there's a road I won't cross!
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    "Knowing" was about the worst, especially due to the ending. How many cack films has Nicholas Cage been in?

    In Bruges and Eternal Sunshine good films IMHO.

    You'll be telling me next that you didn't like Donnie Darko!
  • Worst EVER film.....Spongebob Squarepants The Movie...Took the kids when they were young,they loved it,as kids would,but let me just say to you,it was THE most mind numbing,god awful excuse for a film. Not even an appearance by The Hoff could save it,truly appalling.
  • I can't call it the worst film I've seen, that would probably be 'Attack of the Killer Shrews', but the most disappointing was 'Heavens Gate'. Beautiful scenery, good actors, excellent photography but a coplete mess! It seems the original film ran for over seven hours and Michael 'Deerhunter' Cimino refused to edit it and so the studio did it themselves and all continuity was lost as they got it down to around three hours. It lost millions of dollars and bankrupted United Artists, and Cimino disappeared. A very, very flawed piece of work. I dread to think what the 2 hour version is like!
  • Oh Brother Where Art Thou.
    Anything directed by Guy Richie since Snatch.

    I liked In Bruges.
    Also recently watched The Infidel and 4 Lions both are quality.
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    [cite]Posted By: Redvalleyeast[/cite]Worst EVER film.....Spongebob Squarepants The Movie...Took the kids when they were young,they loved it,as kids would,but let me just say to you,it was THE most mind numbing,god awful excuse for a film. Not even an appearance by The Hoff could save it,truly appalling.
    Ah, kid's films - that really does take us into the realms of the terrible: Pokemon The Movie.
  • This one might be controversial but I really can't stand It's A Wonderful Life.
  • When Harry met Sally, and Little shop of horrors
  • Probably not the very worst, but probably the most disappointing would have to be the Godfather 3. Everyone always goes on about Sophia "Can I be In It Dad?" Coppola's hilariously bad turn, but it takes away attention from a stupid and dull script. Various new Star Wars movies and the last, awful, Indiana Jones movie also get honourable mentions.

    I saw a Chris Rock movie callled Pootie Tang which was probably the worst thing I've ever seen.
  • [cite]Posted By: kigelia[/cite]saw 'lower learning' on sky last week. It was one of the worst films
    I have seen in a very long time. It was sad as I think that at one point during development it was potentially a very good comedy.

    Echo this. Watched the first 15 mins on Saturday and turned it off. Showed mercy and gave it another go yesterday and lasted just another 10 mins. Binned.
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    The Karate kid (Jackie Chan Reboot)


    Average Kid Flick however new one is about Kung Fu (not Karate) you utter numbnuts, worst hollwoodisation ever surely? And we try and bring our kids up not to generalise or stereotype racial or cultural differences...
  • Highlander 3, Air America.....utter shyte; the worst that I can remember now. The others were so bad I have wiped them from my memory!

    BTW I quite like In Bruges, too. I thought the Irish fella off of Ballykissangel was pretty funny....
  • he he so you thought highlander 2 was ok? :D
  • [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Redvalleyeast[/cite]Worst EVER film.....Spongebob Squarepants The Movie...Took the kids when they were young,they loved it,as kids would,but let me just say to you,it was THE most mind numbing,god awful excuse for a film. Not even an appearance by The Hoff could save it,truly appalling.
    Ah, kid's films - that really does take us into the realms of the terrible: Pokemon The Movie.

    Blasphemy!
  • [cite]Posted By: bigstemarra[/cite]

    BTW I quite like In Bruges, too. I thought the Irish fella off of Ballykissangel was pretty funny....
    You mean the little known Irish actor; Colin Farell?
  • Flicking through the channels the other night. Saw a film called The Titanic 2!! Work that out. Anyway watched it for 5mins, easily worst film in the world lol
  • Miss potter
    Finding neverland
    Sex in the city
    Mama mia
    Preminition
    The painted veil
    Disaster movie

    Special mention goes to when Saturday comes... if I run thru t'streets of t'sheffield kicking a football the morning of t'man u game I will defo come on and score t'winner for t'blades..
  • [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]

    Sex in the city
    Mama mia



    ..


    why on earth are you watching these flick chick films for in the 1st place
  • The last Exorcism was ok - it wasn't really meant to be a horror to start with. Totally agree that the last 10 mins let it down though, shame as it was a good take on a "done to death" genre. I'd give it 3/5.
  • edited September 2010
    [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite] if I run thru t'streets of t'sheffield kicking a football the morning of t'man u game I will defo come on and score t'winner for t'blades..

    The main reason I come on this board is to get away from people speaking like that, cheers adam......
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