Male - Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Female - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Male - Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
Male - Is this seat empty?
Female - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Male - Is that because you'll be on your knees sucking my cock?
Male - Your place or mine?
Female - Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Male - That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Male - So, what do you do for a living?
Female - I'm a female impersonator.
Male - So that's how you got the moustache.
Male - How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female - Unfertilised.
Male - No problem, I can always shoot my load in your arse.
Male - I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female - But would you stay there?
Male - Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick thats impossible to shake off once you shag.
Male: Would you like to dance?
Female: I'd rather die.
Male: I think you misheard me. I said your arse looks fat in those jeans
[cite]Posted By: Swisdom[/cite]Male: Would you like to dance?
Female: I'd rather die.
Male: I think you misheard me. I said your arse looks fat in those jeans
I remember a few years ago when the lads used to like saying to the lasses something about "the clock on the wall is fast"! and hearing "what did he say?"
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That's Large, isn't it?
I've had that one used on me several times...
Not quite what I meant!
They meant your stomach
Female - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Male - Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
Male - Is this seat empty?
Female - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Male - Is that because you'll be on your knees sucking my cock?
Male - Your place or mine?
Female - Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Male - That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Male - So, what do you do for a living?
Female - I'm a female impersonator.
Male - So that's how you got the moustache.
Male - How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female - Unfertilised.
Male - No problem, I can always shoot my load in your arse.
Male - I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female - But would you stay there?
Male - Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick thats impossible to shake off once you shag.
Male: Would you like to dance?
Female: I'd rather die.
Male: I think you misheard me. I said your arse looks fat in those jeans
I can see why you're still living at home with your parents.
( :-) )
suck my co(k is fowl!!
what not
my name is happy alan
Does a night in include free window cleaning?
Didn't need to tell them that ......It was printed on my t-shirt
no thats if you get his bus to the night club the windows get cleaned in return for the fare
Oooooh look at you and your mate ganging up on me. Cyber bullies
Really??
'' How '' ? she replies
'' I'll use your curtains to wipe my cock after we shag ''
I find Rohypnol much more effective
He ain't no mate of mine!!! I still remember NLA mocking me for action that may, or may not have taken place in Blackpool...... ;-)
dont forget i took the proper piss out of your tony the frosties tiger haircut
i stand alone in my abuse of " Happy Alan" from essex
Hey! There can't be two 'Happy Alan's' in Essex.
Girl: Shut up, I wouldnt go out with you if you were the last man alive
Man: Woah, theres been a misunderstanding! I was rating you out of ten.
and hearing "what did he say?"
Correct me, if I am wrong?
Woman: But I am?
Man: Must be a few hours fast then
Generally breaks th ice