Come on then wags, try this one.....

Stone

Suggestions please.........

ISawLeaburnScore

Mendes staring icily

Thatcher: "Gordon Bennett what's happened to your boat sunshine?"

3blokes

"Er have we met somewhere before? Only your elbow looks familiar....."

LoOkOuT

Hello. My name is Pedro Mendes Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

aliwibble

[cite]Posted By: LoOkOuT[/cite]Hello. My name is Pedro Mendes Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

LOL! Favourite one so far. Although I'm wondering whether "Hello. My name is Pedro Mendes Montoya. You broke my cheekbone. Prepare to die" would work.

LenGlover

Hello cheeky!

Ledge

Tu vontade dado diabo menino - pois foda ir

ns_eb_rj_s?

Yeah but do you know pedro that my mum was the prime minister!

son of selhurst

"they have a lad at Man City who look's just like you and he's a nasty piece of work"

KillersBeard

I'm Jesus and I forgive you, for you know not what you did.

MCS

[cite]Posted By: KillersBeard[/cite]I'm Jesus and I forgive you, for you know not what you did.

ha ha thats a good un dood

Salad

Hey Pedro, don't even think about wiping your nose on my sleeve again!

letthegoodtimesroll

'cheer up, its only a game, and look on the bright side, at least you lasted 90 minutes this time'

carlsberg

oi ped, ............pull my finger.

Badger

Puede darme algo para el dolor.

browny

Thatcher:Look at me like that again n i'll fcuking do ya

bingaddick

Mendes "In my country we kill you for money but seeing as I know you I'll kill you for nothing"

cafcpolo

[cite]Posted By: LoOkOuT[/cite]Hello. My name is Pedro Mendes Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

BT: No Pedro...I AM YOUR FATHER!