A cheeky joke.

Merty111

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead

Q: Why did the tree fall down?
A: The koala forgot to let go....

guinnessaddick

Not happy with the wife.

Last night I was about to come over her face, she turned away.


I gave her a right ear full.

Marco

how it should be done

RedZed333

Went out with a redhead last night, no hair, just a red head...

CrayAddick

Cheeky one for Sunday....

Why do Seagull's have wings?








So they can beat gypsies to the dump.

LouisMend

Guy 1: "If my boss doesn't take back what he said to me, I'm leaving the company."
Guy 2: "What did he say?"
Guy 1: "Leave the company."

McLovin

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft.

A flat minor.

BlackForestReds

Q: What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-bang-bang-clip-clop-clip-clop?

A: An Amish drive by shooting.

HopkinsCAFC

Type; French Military Victories into google and hit I'm feeling lucky, I need say no more.

CrayAddick

Just found out my girlfriend isn't coming round tonight afterall.It is abit of a relief because my wife on the other hand has decided to stay in.

Stuart_the_Red

What goes 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, clunk?










A centipede with a wooden leg.

Penfolds Perm

My dog Called Minton keeps eating shuttlecocks

Bad Minton

IA

[cite]Posted By: Stuart the Red[/cite]What goes 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, clunk?

I thought it was Palace at first

MrOneLung

I have got a dog with no legs called Woodbine.
I take it out into the garden for a drag.

GNelson

I bought battery hen eggs. Batteries weren't included.

Didn't realise that I had a hole in my wallet until the penny dropped.