Not good news but heard a brilliant story at pre season training last night which might cheer a few people up. Well, it cheered me up anyway.
My mates brother is 26 and a big lad. He works as a labourer, can drive, lives at home but suffers from autism. My mates mum got in from work last week and he was sitting in the front room, still wearing his work gear. His face and arms were absolutely covered in scratches and cuts, his t-shirt covered in blood.
Seeing this, the mum panics and asks whats happened. Conversation went:
‘’Sean, what the hell has happened’’
‘’A wild animal did it’’
‘’What do you mean a wild animal?’’
‘’A wild animal scratched me but its okay cos I caught it and now its in the shed’’
The mum has started to proper shit herself thinking what the hell is down the bottom of the garden. So she rings the RSPCA. They have told her that they cant come over without a positive identification of the animal. So she rings the police. Four gavvers turn up 3 hours later, all waiting outside the shed with nets while one opens the shed door
Bang opens the door and out of the darkness runs a midget!! He thought he had been kidnapped! The old bill have took Sean away for questioning and it turned out that he was driving home from work in the van and the poor little fella was standing at the bus stop. He’s pulled over, and a little rumble with ‘’the Goblin’’ and stuck him in the back of the van. Got home and put him in the shed! haha
Someone told me pretty much the same story. Slightly different, apparently he phoned his mum at work and said there was a goblin under the sink. She didn't believe him, eventually came home and opened the cupboard and shocked when she saw a midget tied up. He had seen him near the house and had never seen a midget before.
My brother in law is off on a stag this weekend he and his mates have paid to have a midget walk up to the stag in the pub and handcuff himself to the stag for the whole weekend. Nearly wet myself when I herd this but quite common I hear. The midget gets paid 250 for the weekend and free food and drink and free entry wherever they go. All I can say I know you need the extra money smudge what with the twins on there way but there must be an easier way to get some extra bunce!! ;-)
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My mates brother is 26 and a big lad. He works as a labourer, can drive, lives at home but suffers from autism. My mates mum got in from work last week and he was sitting in the front room, still wearing his work gear. His face and arms were absolutely covered in scratches and cuts, his t-shirt covered in blood.
Seeing this, the mum panics and asks whats happened. Conversation went:
‘’Sean, what the hell has happened’’
‘’A wild animal did it’’
‘’What do you mean a wild animal?’’
‘’A wild animal scratched me but its okay cos I caught it and now its in the shed’’
The mum has started to proper shit herself thinking what the hell is down the bottom of the garden. So she rings the RSPCA. They have told her that they cant come over without a positive identification of the animal. So she rings the police. Four gavvers turn up 3 hours later, all waiting outside the shed with nets while one opens the shed door
Bang opens the door and out of the darkness runs a midget!! He thought he had been kidnapped! The old bill have took Sean away for questioning and it turned out that he was driving home from work in the van and the poor little fella was standing at the bus stop. He’s pulled over, and a little rumble with ‘’the Goblin’’ and stuck him in the back of the van. Got home and put him in the shed! haha
the temptation is nearly upon me after your antics yesterday
so
i hope you wasnt to badly hurt or emotionally scarred from the whole incident
dare you to drop a pen
Nursery and foundation sports day in the playground today so cherry ochard mums are out in force, denim mini skirts and boob tubes... I'm happy.
Worries, what worries...?
we want pics Adam....