Funny football fruit names

eastbourne_addick

For a world cup promotion at work I need to come up with as many fruit sounding footballers names. The best I can come up with is John Berry which isn't very good.
Can anyone come up with any better?

CHG

Steve Cherry?

Brunello

Dickie Plum

Henry Irving

Real names or made up jokes names like banana shot Brian

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

Sharon Fruit Ambrose
Dexter Blackberry
Apple Sodje

clivey_hero

Gabby loganberry

clivey_hero

Tony Apricottee

Ashers

David Peach (Southampton)

Dave Rudd

Luis Fig

Trevor Cherry

Lime Heskey

ValleyGary

Lime-l Messi
Blackberry Sagna
Andrea Pear-lo

Dave Rudd

Peel

ValleyGary

Ba-Nani

Ashers

Simon 'Orange' Jordan

guinnessaddick

Aaron Lemon

ValleyGary

Chris Kiwi-omya

thai malaysia addick

John Pear-son

thai malaysia addick

Colin Apple-ton
Les Berry

leaburn4england

Wayne Pruney

CAFCsayer

Louis Fig-o

Salad

Stuart PEARce
Tony Adams Apple
Jason WilCOX

Mortimerician

*jason lee joke here*

happyvalley

seth plum

happyvalley

shaun bartlett pear

Fortune Costa Fish

kiwi jones

ashford addick

wayne pruney

Marco

Gary Limeker

ashford addick

Ryan Figs

nickaspanner

Iain UGLY FRUIT dowie

nickaspanner

Carlton Coconut

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

Rory DeGrape

thai malaysia addick

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