She just split up from the unfunniest person in the world but the question is, would you dive head first into Ms French's funbags????.........fat ones are usually the best.
Henners, by somewhere quite u mean somewhere empty so your mates don't take the michael... I would and I can confirm valley garys statement to be true, I have an amazing story about one drunken night in the castle in woolwich which ended up me waking up sandwiched between two larger ladies.... what a night... got ribbed for months about it from mates but hey ho..
She's got an attractive enough face for a 52 year old.
But if her boobs are, erm ........ that big, then she must have thunder thighs the size of ......... words fail me.
You'd suffocate if you had a nibble or went for a dive.
So it's deffo a "no" from me. But I bet she's a good laugh to have a drink and a chat with - I'd be up for that!
Whatever happened to her old chum Jennifer Saunders? Mmmm ...... there's a bird I could easily have been persuaded to.
Always had a thing about her, especially after she did a sketch in just bra and knickers.
holy jesus -------------- if you say yes to that i can only say "see a doctor quick". I like a woman that looks like a woman and has a few curves but FFS it would take you a week to walk round her ! probably have to have a survey done to find the entrance.
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VM is my kind of man!!....some of you lot are far to picky.
Not my head.
Well.
This is awful.
Very funny woman, would be a pleasure to spend some time in her company. Dinner maybe and then a quiet drink.
Very funny woman, would be a pleasure to spend some time in her company. Dinner maybe and then a quiet drink.[/quote]
dinner?...that could cost an arm and a leg...and then stroll up the bourneville boullevard?
She can't be that fussy, doubt you'd have to bother getting her drunk first Henry!
one would get lost in her rolls!
And so would most of you - just worried about what your stereotype sheep-in-a-field mates might say.
Grow some!
Spot on Algarve, i'd hit that no probs. I reckon also that 99% of you no-ers would, but wouldn't admit!!
But if her boobs are, erm ........ that big, then she must have thunder thighs the size of ......... words fail me.
You'd suffocate if you had a nibble or went for a dive.
So it's deffo a "no" from me. But I bet she's a good laugh to have a drink and a chat with - I'd be up for that!
Whatever happened to her old chum Jennifer Saunders? Mmmm ...... there's a bird I could easily have been persuaded to.
Always had a thing about her, especially after she did a sketch in just bra and knickers.
(this isn't aimed at anyone especially just think some of the remarks are getting a little near the knuckle for CL)