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Texts from last night

No, not from AFKA after supping too many Corona's in the Barrowboy and Banker



  • and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

  • Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
  • "After he proceeded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever."

    "so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog."

    "he said he didn't have a condom."
    'and you said?'
    "that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that."
  • edited February 2010
    "can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd"


    "im pocohantasssss"

  • edited February 2010
    Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
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