FK to Swindon, right hand side of the centre circle, inside our half, Bailey may need treatment now - off the ball. Back to his feet, hopefully. Not sounding good... she's talking about making a change - actually she's talking BOLLOCKS.
FFS
"Stepping gingerly", hahaaaa. More detail about he walks off the flipping pitch than how the action goes.
Sodje clears Amankwaah's ball in for their corner. To take it is McGovern, who has loanee Ward short, back to McGovern, Ferry, Bailey heads the ball up in the air and it's cleared up, by Akpo again. Back to the midfield by their defence and Amankwaah has the ball, to Jean-Francois, Sodje away... to J-F, and Austin nearly gets there, Sam Sodje clears it, and it's their throw.
Ferry to Amankwaah, back to McGovern and Reid is fouled after Basey plays it to him. We have the ball, take a freekick. Akpo's header is turned out of play by Swindom and Frazer takes a throw, short to Waagy, to Racon, headed away be Ferry to Austin, launched by Amankwaah, Sodje-Bailey-Shelvey to Akpo but Greer clears it.
very very strange selection,Jonjo dropped out the squad for 2 games then straight back in,Solly played one game then not the next after doing well.Smacks of not knowing the best line-up and very Pardew like.
Frazer long down the right, gets a throw after a long ball.
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Racon plays to Basey, back to Rob Elliot. In midfield, Bailey scoops it to right wing and it's their throw though. Jean-Francois is a Haitian international, and quite sadly, yeah, his sister is missing and his home was destroyed.
Amankwaah took a throw on right, to McGovern and Shelvey defends it out up the field. Up the right wing to McGovern and Reid lets it roll out of play. Back to Rob Elliot, actually... (wtf)
Paynter fouled by someone, and there's a Charlton player standing in front of them - their commentators are moaning but they're better.
Consultation, and McGovern drives to near post, a shot thing, and it seems that Elliot gets it. Out for a goal kick at some point here, there is so much an obvious bias... But it's better than Emma Feckin' Jones.
They both sound like Stephen Merchant, that gangly bloke who sometimes stands behind Ricky Gervais at awards dos.
Commentators are telling us what is going on after its happened rather than as it happens. So they are permanently behind play so when the crowd reacts to anything we dont find out whats happened until 10 seconds later. Very irritating.
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Two and a half minutes and that's all we know. Bloody hell.
FFS
"Stepping gingerly", hahaaaa. More detail about he walks off the flipping pitch than how the action goes.
Sodje clears Amankwaah's ball in for their corner. To take it is McGovern, who has loanee Ward short, back to McGovern, Ferry, Bailey heads the ball up in the air and it's cleared up, by Akpo again. Back to the midfield by their defence and Amankwaah has the ball, to Jean-Francois, Sodje away... to J-F, and Austin nearly gets there, Sam Sodje clears it, and it's their throw.
We’ve got two Sodjes,
We’ve got two Sodjes,
We’ve got two Sodjes!
occasionally cuts out, but I prefer this one to Emma Jones
He seems to have dug a hole in the pitch and buried the ball.
According to the hapless Emma, he has just ''squirreled the ball away''...
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Racon plays to Basey, back to Rob Elliot. In midfield, Bailey scoops it to right wing and it's their throw though. Jean-Francois is a Haitian international, and quite sadly, yeah, his sister is missing and his home was destroyed.
Amankwaah took a throw on right, to McGovern and Shelvey defends it out up the field. Up the right wing to McGovern and Reid lets it roll out of play. Back to Rob Elliot, actually... (wtf)
EXPLAIN THE ACTION. Apparently Bailey was caught in possession.
THEY HIT THE BAR, out of play for Swindon Town, wtf does that mean?!?
Paynter fouled by someone, and there's a Charlton player standing in front of them - their commentators are moaning but they're better.
Consultation, and McGovern drives to near post, a shot thing, and it seems that Elliot gets it. Out for a goal kick at some point here, there is so much an obvious bias... But it's better than Emma Feckin' Jones.
They both sound like Stephen Merchant, that gangly bloke who sometimes stands behind Ricky Gervais at awards dos.