Premiership teams to merge?

Chizz

In a shock announcement today, Manchester United PLC declared itself bankrupt and unable to repay its massive loan debt.

Simultaneously, a further announcement from mega rich Manchester City confirmed the two clubs will merge this coming weekend and become known as Manchester C'united.

Full story...

Leroy Ambrose

That site is utter shite. I think I've been directed to about forty stories on there in the past couple of years - and not one of them is remotely funny. It's like a really, really crap version of The Onion, crossed with Viz.

Henry Irving

[cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]That site is utter shite. I think I've been directed to about forty stories on there in the past couple of years - and not one of them is remotely funny. It's like a really, really crap version of The Onion, crossed with Viz.

Never seen it before but after a quick look I'm going to agree with Leroy.

Note to editors: Making up a word like "C'united" which looks a little bit like a rude word for ladies private bits isn't really all that funny.

olster

[cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]That site is utter shite. I think I've been directed to about forty stories on there in the past couple of years - and not one of them is remotely funny. It's like a really, really crap version of The Onion, crossed with Viz.

not much comes close to the onion though.

DaveMehmet

[cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]

[cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]That site is utter shite. I think I've been directed to about forty stories on there in the past couple of years - and not one of them is remotely funny. It's like a really, really crap version of The Onion, crossed with Viz.

Never seen it before but after a quick look I'm going to agree with Leroy.

Note to editors: Making up a word like "C'united" which looks a little bit like a rude word for ladies private bits isn't really all that funny.

Don't fanny around Henry, tell it as it is!

WSS

Henry doesn't beat around the bush does he?

Leroy Ambrose

[cite]Posted By: olster[/cite]

[cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]That site is utter shite. I think I've been directed to about forty stories on there in the past couple of years - and not one of them is remotely funny. It's like a really, really crap version of The Onion, crossed with Viz.

not much comes close to the onion though.

Tru dat - it was maybe an unfair comparison to make. Maybe a better one would have been the rip-off mags that came out trying to be Viz a few years back - 'Smut' springs to mind

Henry Irving

Is it alright if I tell you at the Harltepool game?

OK, See you next Tuesday

DaveMehmet

[cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]Henry doesn't beat around the bush does he?

I would carry on this thread but I'm in a hurry, so must gash.

ValleyGary

Minge.

Addick Addict

This thread needs to be HAIRed in PUBlIC imho

DaveMehmet

[cite]Posted By: Addick Addict[/cite]This thread needs to be HAIRed in PUBlIC imho

Don't get in a flap about it

JT

My lips are sealed.

ValleyGary

Clit aint the end of the world.

Leroy Ambrose

Now you're just taking the piss

Oggy Red

Who did Tampax Bay Rowdies merge with ?

ValleyGary

I hope it wasnt the Washington Redskins

Oggy Red

Well it definitely wouldn't have been the Chicago White Sox

adamtheaddick

Time for bed better go draw the beef curtians..