North Stand Cleaning Supervisor.............

Valiantphil

Please return to your office.

Does anyone know what this security code message means ?

They have something similar in one of the big high street stores which translates to "bring your cash to the security room the van is due anytime now".

I just wondered what it means at The Valley - given that we don't have a NS cleaning supervisor, or an office to put them in !

Kap10

It actually is about the Cleaning supervisor, Pardew gave him a water tight contract and he is always slipping away from his office for a drink,when he is needed in his office. He is on the biggest salary at the club and has a non release clause for absenteeism. Sad, but true.

Miserableoldgit

Normallyif "someone" is "asked to return" its a "AllClear" message.........

Solaraddick

Fire drill code, unless I'm very much mistaken.
There are usually (hopefully) two announcements - one 'return to his office' and t'other 'has left his office' , as in 'alert' and 'stand down'.

Genesis

My weird mind beggars the question what would be the actual announcement for the NS cleaning supervisor (if one exists) ? - 'Chief steward please refrain from goading the away fans and report to the control room' ?

AFKABartram

I know when the cleaning supervisor announcement wa made at home to cardiff last year it was due to an incident in one of the lounges that needed back up. No idea what saturdays was for

JorgeCosta

I always thought it was somehing to do with the need for extra managerial expertise to dispose of aparticularly large turd that the normal cleaning staff couldn't cope with on their own.

Plaaayer

Probably for the Belmarsh Nazis to come and escort another 12 year old out if Saturday is anything to go by.

You that bored sitting in the pub Smudge? :-)

AFKABartram

On the last train home now, smirnoff ice in hand

Yes I know smir ice is gay !

Plaaayer

Lol

And you being such a mans, man as well! :-)

Curb_It

they shut the beer kiosk in lower north about quarter to three shutters went down while people were ordering an heard the announcement then an the bar had a red alarm light going off at the side of it.

Off_it

Run out of pies and [insert name of Lifer here] getting all upset again, eh?

North Lower Neil

Will the cleaning supervisor please return to his office in the (insert stand name here) = that stand has a potential problem, can head stewardy man go and look at it please, everyone else be aware of potential problem.

Will the cleaning supervisor please reurn to the control room = forget about it, false alarm.

I used to do the turnstiles, and it's not changed for years!

Also, can anyone guess the very subtle warning that are 'code red' and 'code black'?!

And yes, head stewardy man is the official title, I'm sure.

Stig

[cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]they shut the beer kiosk in lower north about quarter to three shutters went down while people were ordering an heard the announcement then an the bar had a red alarm light going off at the side of it.

Yeah, that was weird. The shutters came down and then went back up four or five times before shutting for good. Wondered what that was all about.

JT

Was just watching this and heard it the background after couple of secs.


Swindon

JT

Quite interesting watching a Jimmy seed angle....

guinnessaddick

[cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]

[cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]they shut the beer kiosk in lower north about quarter to three shutters went down while people were ordering an heard the announcement then an the bar had a red alarm light going off at the side of it.

Yeah, that was weird. The shutters came down and then went back up four or five times before shutting for good. Wondered what that was all about.

A short bloke ordered a smirnoff ice.

Kap10

[quote][cite]Posted By: guinnessaddick[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]they shut the beer kiosk in lower north about quarter to three shutters went down while people were ordering an heard the announcement then an the bar had a red alarm light going off at the side of it.[/quote]

Yeah, that was weird. The shutters came down and then went back up four or five times before shutting for good. Wondered what that was all about.[/quote]

A short bloke ordered a smirnoff ice.[/quote]

LOL

LenGlover

They don't say Mr Robins has left the stadium anymore....