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and the worst present of the day is.......

AFKABartramAFKABartram
edited December 2009 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I'll open the offerings with Jimmy Floyd Piggybank's autobiography.

The saving grace is that I know it was only a pound in matalan
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    nollynolly
    was it your main present mate?
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    [cite]Posted By: nolly[/cite]was it your main present mate?

    Still trying to work that out. I presume it was either the chocolate orange or the slippers. Pretty sure it wasn't the rubber gloves or the dust cloths.
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    ColinTatColinTat
    I love a man in rubber gloves.

    JFH. OMG. I'd put him up there with Andy Cole as 'enigmatically' stupid; the effort the Independent must put in to make Andy Cole's 'opinion' must be epic.
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    March51March51
    Nothing too bad yet but still time, Although Jnr. did get me matching Charles Buchan tea and hip flasks. West Stand here I come!!
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    NathanPriorNathanPrior
    My gf got me 3 pairs of socks and a diet kit :(
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    Atletico AddickAtletico Addick
    diet kit lmfao! is that to fit in the socks........?
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    edited December 2009
    I got a bottle opener from Oz, made from a pair of Kangaroo bollocks. not sure if it the best or worst. I will add a photo later.
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    Leroy AmbroseLeroy Ambrose
    I can beat all these.

    My brother in law got me... A Palace Mug.

    Cheeky prick
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    budgiebudgie
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]I can beat all these.

    My brother in law got me... A Palace Mug.

    Cheeky prick

    I'll have it.
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    nollynolly
    your have two then.
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    Atletico AddickAtletico Addick
    A Palace Mug? Just go to Sellout Park, the place is full of em in the ground...............
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    F-BlockerF-Blocker
    No Simpsons gear this year Dan?
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    bingaddickbingaddick
    You got presents?
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    bingaddickbingaddick
    Bart Simpson slipper socks - were my only present from my kids. My wife and I have a present non-proliferation treaty in force....:-(
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    kigeliakigelia
    I will add to the list with a pair of fuschia coloured ladies slippers. Size 4.

    I am male, dont wear slippers and a size 8, other than that they were perfect.
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    Dave RuddDave Rudd
    The 'Steam Engines of Paraguay' DVD.

    I don't even like trains.
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    stonemusestonemuse
    [cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]The 'Steam Engines of Paraguay' DVD.

    I don't even like trains.

    !!! LOL
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    T_C_ET_C_E
    An 8oz block of marzipan (wtf)

    I haven't a clue what thats about.
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    3blokes3blokes
    edited December 2009
    Blimey dave that's a DVD title to make your heart sing eh :-)
    The people behind the making of that must have realised early on they were on to a winner with a title like that
    ;-)
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    LedgeLedge
    edited December 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]I can beat all these.

    My brother in law got me... A Palace Mug.

    Cheeky prick


    should have hit him with it
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    Bournemouth AddickBournemouth Addick
    My missus presented me with a mug with a painting of horse on it, the head of which forms the handle. I have no idea what possessed her and don't think my acting skills were quite good enough to hide my bemusement.
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    Stu_of_KunmingStu_of_Kunming
    Tickets to wigan v blackburn for this afternoon from the mrs dad! A lift to the valley would have been better!
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    aliwibblealiwibble
    I got my Dad the 2007-2009 highlights DVD! :-)
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    KetmanKetman
    NSS got a nice Toupe from his son, very fetching.
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    Off_itOff_it
    My mum bought my a nice work shirt - in "slim fit".

    No point getting that one out of the packet then!
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    StigStig
    A little plastic bag laughingly titled "Mens Essential Travel Kit". All that was in it was bloody hand cleaning wipes like you'd get free on a plane anyway. 'kin £ shop joke.
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    (1984)(1984)
    A £10 cheque from my Nan.

    Chances of me ever remembering to take it to the bank, approximately zero.
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    uncleuncle
    [cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]The 'Steam Engines of Paraguay' DVD.

    I don't even like trains.

    I bet you've already been whispered on here by people trying to buy that off you ;-)
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    March51March51
    Funny you should say that uncle........
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    Dave RuddDave Rudd
    [cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]The 'Steam Engines of Paraguay' DVD.

    I don't even like trains.

    I bet you've already been whispered on here by people trying to buy that off you ;-)

    We haven't watched it yet. Might save that for a family evening tonight.

    Anyone want to come round?
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