Saying Goodbye To His Horse

DA9

Funniest news report in years. especially the 5th Paragraph


woooooooaahh boy, steady

Lunatic

Chizz

What has someone got to do to get a prison sentence?

falconwood_1

Can you imagine the Judge's face when his brief said this:

"It is not for me to put an explanation forward as he can't explain it either."


UP THE BORO!

aliwibble

Putting aside the whole beastiality angle for a second, considering the size of the teeth on your average horse, that's a pretty risky way to get your kicks. I'm surprised they didn't section him for his own safety.

Stig

Reminded me of this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4748292.stm

DaveMehmet

If I'm reading that right, he made the horse give him a blow job. I could think of safer places to put my old bill.

SE10Addick

puts a whole new meaning to the phrase "bucking bronco"!

better red than dead

I've heard of getting your oats but this is ridiculous, It gives a whole meaning to the phrase "nose bag"

DaveMehmet

Remids me of the guy who was found guilty of sex with a dog.

"How low can you get?" enquired the judge

"Yorkshire Terrier" replied the man

Cuff

Or the bloke convicted of sex with a goat
When asked if it was male or female he replied
"Female of course, I'm not a f***ing puff"