Assios is spanish for toilet (not sure if the spelling is right) but it makes a nice cussing sound with all the "ssss." So when someone cuts me up on the motorway they get an "Assssssios" from me! That tells 'em!
I remember during one of the World Cup tournaments (probably Italia 90 come to think of it), ITV news had footage of a load of Italian fans jumping up and down chanting "Argentina! Vaffanculo!" which my italian speaking friend from Sixth Form had previously explained basically translates as "Go f*** yourself. Strangely enough it was missing from the next bulletin.
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Bog off
Shergar
Darn
Rollocks
Bloomin' heck
and my personal favourite for use in front of my niece and nephew - BUM!
gonads
poxy
toilet
pony
Jekyll
Merde
'Arris
Do Do
heilig kak
(sorry to any Dutchies reading)
I particularly enjoy the way 'klootzak' fits any situation too.
So when someone cuts me up on the motorway they get an "Assssssios" from me! That tells 'em!
Va ta en coulais
chunt
e.g Jermaine Defoe is a rat faced fupping chunt.
Good word. Can be used to describe either good or bad.
bollards
scheiss
Do 1
Numpty
Sunday Driver ( this is one i invented but it hasnt caught on yet, basically a C**t)
So, "cinders and ashes"!