Don't know if anyone else was forced to watch that American crap "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" by their missus but I am quite glad I did now because it enables me to make an apt comparison.
What do those five perfumed gay guys from upscale Manhattan most remind me of? In a word, Arsenal.
Oh, they are so clever and cocky as they pose and prance their way around their metropolitan turf, slick and silky, skilful and beguiling they dismiss allcomers as nothing more than provincial yokels not fit to breath the same air.
Get them out of Manhattan to some dreaded backwoods hole and the crumble like an ice cream cone, afraid of their own shadows and unwilling to do the kind of dirty work that just has to be done sometimes.
Yes, yes, we know that they'll spank us 4-0 on Monday but how must it feel to be an Arsenal fan and know that when its wet, windy and the boots are flying that your highly paid continental stars have all the physical courage of a Manhattan fashion stylist?
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But I promise you they won't spank us on Monday.
The game's been moved to Tuesday.
I just wonder whether they'll have someone stationed on the touchline to prevent a Wenger Pards rematch.
I wish
As for the Arsenal game, if they play like they did against Blackburn or in the 2nd half against Pompey then we are toast. Might be better keeping our powder dry for the crucial Boro game and forget Arsenal and Forest in the FAC.
Incredible to think that a team of basically Championship players can beat Arsenal's team of superstars when they only have 10 men.
Sheffield United were absolutely brilliant and, regardless of the implications for us, I wish them well because they seem to be a honest bunch who give it a real go.
You could see that in the cold and on that wet, mud heap of a pitch (which Warnock probably had well watered anyway the morning of the game) Arsenal just plain did not fancy it in the slightest.
Sorry, but on Tuesday on their snooker table in north London they will give us a tonking.