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songs for BDL to play next sat to 'ahem' welcome back mr pardew.

edited September 2009 in General Charlton
I'm a w#anker by Ivor Biggun is my choice....
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  • Money,money,money..............Abba
  • Bob Dylan of course.

    Positively 4th Street

    You got a lotta nerve
    To say you are my friend
    When I was down
    You just stood there grinning

    You got a lotta nerve
    To say you got a helping hand to lend
    You just want to be on
    The side that's winning

    You say I let you down
    You know it's not like that
    If you're so hurt
    Why then don't you show it

    You say you lost your faith
    But that's not where it's at
    You had no faith to lose
    And you know it

    I know the reason
    That you talk behind my back
    I used to be among the crowd
    You're in with

    Do you take me for such a fool
    To think I'd make contact
    With the one who tries to hide
    What he don't know to begin with

    You see me on the street
    You always act surprised
    You say, "How are you?" "Good luck"
    But you don't mean it

    When you know as well as me
    You'd rather see me paralyzed
    Why don't you just come out once
    And scream it

    No, I do not feel that good
    When I see the heartbreaks you embrace
    If I was a master thief
    Perhaps I'd rob them

    And now I know you're dissatisfied
    With your position and your place
    Don't you understand
    It's not my problem

    I wish that for just one time
    You could stand inside my shoes
    And just for that one moment
    I could be you

    Yes, I wish that for just one time
    You could stand inside my shoes
    You'd know what a drag it is
    To see you
  • mirror man - human league
  • Whoooooooooooooooooo are you? Who who? Who who? Oh I really wanna kno-o-ow...

    Obviously, Who Are You, by The Who.
  • Got to be............ ''another one bites the dust''. Queen.
  • It wasn't me......................Shaggy
  • edited September 2009
    Given Pardew's legendary qualities at organizing a defence for free kicks and of course corners, I thought this old (and MUCH bigger stars of the Valley) band, Lindisfarne, had a line that fits.

    Hey mr dreamseller, where have you been,
    tell me have you dreams i can see?
    I came along, just to bring you this song,
    Can you spare one dream for me?

    You won't have met me, and you'll soon forget me,
    so don't mind me tugging at your sleeve.
    I'm asking you, if i can fix a rendezvous.
    For your dreams are all I believe.

    Meet me on the corner when the lights are coming on,
    and i'll be there, i promise i'll be there.
    Down the empty streets we'll disappear until the dawn
    if you have dreams enough to share.
  • Queens of the stone age ''i ive lost my headache''
  • I'm spasticus ian dury and the blockheads.
  • edited September 2009
    'I'm a Loser' (I am not what I appear to be...) : The Beatles

    'Down Down' :The Quo

    They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha-Haaa' : Napoleon X1V
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  • How about " You're not half as good as you think you are you effing twat"

    Not so much a song as a public announcement really.
  • You're so vain - Carly Simon
  • edited September 2009
    The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song - The Flaming Lips

    If you know it you'll see why I say that.

    U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
  • King of All Excuses - Staind

    You
    I trusted your intentions, a trust you took advantage of
    Now you
    Are sitting in the hole that you dug around yourself

    You've lied so much you think it's true
    Do you know what the truth is?
    How does someone get to be like you?
    The king of all excuses

    You've lied so much you think it's true
    Do you know what the truth is?
    How does someone get to be like you?
    The king of all excuses

    I trusted you
    I trusted in you

    This time
    You're gonna get it
    All the things you've done coming back to you
    This time
    You're gonna feel it
    You're conscience slowly suffocating you
    In time
    You will regret it
    Say goodbye to all the things you've gotten used to
    Life will find a way to bring this karma to you
    Life will find a way to bring this karma to you

    You've lied so much you think it's true
    Do you know what the truth is?
    How does someone get to be like you?
    The king of all excuses

    Everything must come full circle
    It kills me that I feel this hurtful
    I wonder what your children think of you
    The king of all excuses

    Pretty fitting.
  • how about

    he's a wanker , he;s a wanker and it does him good like you know it should he;s a wanker he's a wanker and he's always pulling his pud.

    can't remember the rest of the words
  • [cite]Posted By: Ledge[/cite]how about

    he's a wanker , he;s a wanker and it does him good like you know it should he;s a wanker he's a wanker and he's always pulling his pud.

    can't remember the rest of the words

    That'll be The Winkers Song, by Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars - as suggested by Adam in the first place ledge. ;-)

    Like T.C.E's shaggy idea meself....
  • Has to be The Stone Roses, I am the resurrection.
  • You f*cked up by Ween - very apt.

    If you google the lyrics you'll see why!
  • 'King of Wishful Thinking' - Go West
  • Such a TWAT

    The Streets.
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  • Up where we belong....
  • edited September 2009
    I'm a C*** - Roy Chubby Brown.

    Not that Pards would ever admit to it.
  • Nowhere Man - Beatles (slightly amended)

    He's a real nowhere man,
    Sitting in his Nowhere Land,
    Making all his nowhere plans
    for nobody.


    He's as blind as he can be,
    Just sees what he wants to see,
    Nowhere Man and he can see f**k all.
  • edited September 2009
    [cite]Posted By: PaddyP17[/cite]The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song - The Flaming Lipsr
    very good! A few more ...

    "You're So Vain" - Carly Simon

    "The Part You Pardew Throw Away" by Tom Waits

    "My Perfect Cousin" by The Undertones - '... he will never be left on the shelf, 'cos Kevin Alan he's in love with himself'
  • Train in Vain

    The Clash
  • Only the Loanie
  • [cite]Posted By: Nelsenout[/cite]Only the Loanie

    Ha ha - like it!

    Definitely "You're so vain" by Carly Simon.
  • how about a bit of Fats...s.aint that a shame, you're the one to blame...
  • Spasticus Autisticus by Ian Dury!!
  • 'Ain't Got A Clue' : The Lurkers

    'What Kind Of Fool Am I?' :Anthony Newley

    The Great Pretender' :The Platters (and Freddie Mercury).
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