Caption Corner: Director's Huddle

WSS

soapy_jones

Thats gotta be a syrup

WSS

Girl in front: "Oh Martin, I didnt realise your cigar was that big"

cfgs

Murray "if I squeeze these hard enough then maybe you will get the takeover sorted at last!"

Shrew

Another dissapointment in the Bad Tie nominations .

No.1 in South London

"so it's not even enough for a chinese between the three of us"

CHG

"Four wins on the spin, going to smash up the Royal Oak tonight on the back of that"

LenGlover

"Look I've got to get all my loans back, I can't even afford a decent haircut at the moment"

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bibble

"Oi Murray, borrow my rug to cover up that wart on your head"

McLovin

If it's not done by the end of the week I'm sticking it on eBay

ValleyGary

''Dont look now...no, be sly,...behind me....Paul O'Grady''

charente addick

'Look at the East Stand, there's never 20,000 in here today!'

No.1 in South London

"so seven of those will be playing for other clubs if I don't cave in before the end of the week"

Zinedine Bagheri

As The Apprentices prepare to face Sir Alan in the boardroom, Nick can no longer bear to watch.

JT

''Richard, you really should get that mole looked at''