Coach Etiquitte for dummies

dartfordgent

I think the last time i got the coach was sometime in the late seventies...brighton or southampton and Sham 69 played that night .so not only am i like 30 years older i guess or i hope the coaches are better........just need to know do i take murrey mints or opal fruit for the journey..guess to warm for travel rug.....any tips would be appreaciated.........any no no's or advise......

Lewis Coaches

If you are on Betty,s coach take some ear-plugs,Only a joke.

The Prince-e-Paul

Top Trumps?

Covered End

No alcohol.

dartfordgent

Damn has two party 7's one under each arm !
Have be fizzy pop

NathanPrior

So you cant put bottles of booze in a bag for after you get off the coach?

buckshee

who's gonna know if you put vodka and coke in a coke bottle?

NathanPrior

I was thinking more along the lines of putting Strawberry Cider in a bottle and saying its Strawberry juice

RedZed333

Don't forget to take a nice big fat juicy orange...