[cite]Posted By: RodneyCharltonTrotta[/cite]Newcastle to go down. Shearer to resign. Keegan to return as the Messiah.
Repeat on loop for next 15 seasons.
Shearer resigns
Keegan throws wobbly when car taking him to St James is 5 mins late and walks away
Ashley, in panic, turns to Shearers No2
2012
Charlton and Newcastle in last day shoot-out to avoid relegation to Blue square league. Parkinson talks about "being given more time", Dowie just talks gibberish.
Hull can return to where they belong as far as I'm concerned, the lower reaches of the football league. And as soon as Boro and Sunderland turn up on MOTD, I turn over...
I think you are. I will watch MotD tonight if they do just for the sight of the stripeys blubbing as their whole lives crumble about them. They really should get out more. He's not the Messiah etc...
It'll be a free for all there next season for their players - Viduka, Owen, Butt, Coloccini, Duff, Viduka, Martins, Nolan, Alan Smith, Lovenkrands etc etc et
As SXAddick said, you can't imagine there will be many - if any - players there with relegation clauses.
Players on £50k a week who aren't going to be attracting many buyers, and not for the money they're getting at the moment. Don't think the likes of Scunthorpe are going to need much motivation against them next season.
That said, I think Hull pretty much stayed up by default, and watching Shearer on Sky at the moment, I think he's handled it with honesty and good grace.
I know we all have a chuckle about Sky and everyone else eulogising the Newcastle support, but any set of fans deserves better than what their team produced this afternoon. After an hour they just seemed to give up. Totally insipid.
[quote][cite]Posted By: AllLeftFoot[/cite]As SXAddick said, you can't imagine there will be many - if any - players there with relegation clauses.
Players on £50k a week who aren't going to be attracting many buyers, and not for the money they're getting at the moment. Don't think the likes of Scunthorpe are going to need much motivation against them next season.
That said, I think Hull pretty much stayed up by default, and watching Shearer on Sky at the moment, I think he's handled it with honesty and good grace.[/quote]
[quote][cite]Posted By: AllLeftFoot[/cite]As SXAddick said, you can't imagine there will be many - if any - players there with relegation clauses.
To be fair to mr elbows he inherited a sheet team in a bad position and in a sense his failure lay in not proving to be the messiah......
plus apppointing a 100% died-in-the-wool ugly bastard useless wanker failure as his assistant.
At this moment one is reminded of the classic from "Life og Brian"
Brian: Look, I'm not he Messiah
Geordie fan: I say you are, Lord, and I should know, I've followed a few.
I think they are screwed. There's no way any of their squad will stay with them regardless of relegation clauses or not. Owen is out of contract, they are managerless and will struggle to attract players. I would put West Brom as favourites to go straight back up above Newcastle.
Normally on relegation day the cameras seek mout pretty blonds sobbing, all they could find in the toon were ugly fat bastards!! What a day,the toon, the scum and button
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Send them t****** down!
Villa 1 Bar codes 2
Hull 0 Man U 0
Sunderland 0 Chelsea 3
Pukey scenes of Geordies celebrating on the pitch ... damn ..mind you my forecasting is rubbish usually
Repeat on loop for next 15 seasons.
Shearer resigns
Keegan throws wobbly when car taking him to St James is 5 mins late and walks away
Ashley, in panic, turns to Shearers No2
2012
Charlton and Newcastle in last day shoot-out to avoid relegation to Blue square league. Parkinson talks about "being given more time", Dowie just talks gibberish.
Hull can return to where they belong as far as I'm concerned, the lower reaches of the football league. And as soon as Boro and Sunderland turn up on MOTD, I turn over...
He's not the Messiah etc...
THEY ARE DOWN!!!
the man has earned a fortune out of failure !
bankruptcy beckons!!!!!
Players on £50k a week who aren't going to be attracting many buyers, and not for the money they're getting at the moment. Don't think the likes of Scunthorpe are going to need much motivation against them next season.
That said, I think Hull pretty much stayed up by default, and watching Shearer on Sky at the moment, I think he's handled it with honesty and good grace.
How Hull stayed up I'll never know? They're busted without serious investment for next season.
Also, how much of a twat does Phil Brown look, for singing on the microphone?
i thought this was going to be about his goatee
ahahahhaha
Players on £50k a week who aren't going to be attracting many buyers, and not for the money they're getting at the moment. Don't think the likes of Scunthorpe are going to need much motivation against them next season.
That said, I think Hull pretty much stayed up by default, and watching Shearer on Sky at the moment, I think he's handled it with honesty and good grace.[/quote]
[quote][cite]Posted By: AllLeftFoot[/cite]As SXAddick said, you can't imagine there will be many - if any - players there with relegation clauses.
To be fair to mr elbows he inherited a sheet team in a bad position and in a sense his failure lay in not proving to be the messiah......
plus apppointing a 100% died-in-the-wool ugly bastard useless wanker failure as his assistant.
At this moment one is reminded of the classic from "Life og Brian"
Brian: Look, I'm not he Messiah
Geordie fan: I say you are, Lord, and I should know, I've followed a few.