Paddy weighs 20st so his doctor puts him on a special diet "I want you to eat regularly for two days then skip a day and keep this routine up for two weeks, if you stick to it you should lose 7lbs"
When Paddy returns after the two weeks he shocks the doctor by telling him he has lost 4 stone.
"That's amazing" the doctor says....Paddy nodded....."I tell ya be jesus, I taught I was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day"
"What from the hunger" the doctor replies, "No from the fekking skipping" cries Paddy!!!
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