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ode to the season ( contains a few naughty words!)

At seasons end, here I sit
And yet again, my team were shit.

Another season has come to pass,
An It's really given me the arse.

In the beginning, we looked quite good,
I did think lads, you know, we could.

Promotion!, was the word we said,
We felt in our hearts,an in our head.

The Reading game,was a beautiful dream,
The players were one, we were a team!

But the very next game, Pards changed the ranks,
And quite simply lads, we fucking stank.

Then Wolves, Donny's an Forest too,
We were crap, we played like poo.

So we continued, in the same old vain,
The next 6 games, the results a shame.

The season went from bad to worse,
Shit, fuck, bollox, the words I cursed.

Then on the horizon, Zabeel looked to invest,
To open up there treasure chest!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss!, we cried, we need the cash,
Go buy quality players, dosh to splash!

But alas, as we know, it went tits up,
Like a knife in the heart, we all felt the cut.

So then we waved, goodbye to Pards,
to take stock, and shuffle the cards.

The board made decisions, we could not believe,
Parky, they said, was the man we need.

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!, we cried, the man's a twat,
how could they hire, such a useless prat.

No hope for us, with him in charge,
the club indeed, a sinking barge.

The seasons end, coudn't come to quick.
With relegation, I felt quite sick.

But next season, can be a brighter day!
A winning one, I hope and pray!

Comments

  • nice like it
  • Beautiful.... aaah
  • It'd be great if there's a big commotion,
    And Millwall fuck up their precious promotion.

    But the day will come when we can't be stopped,
    And our famous club will again finish top!
  • Good, apart from the twat and pratt bit. that bit is insulting.
    otherwise its good.
  • very good
  • NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!, we cried, the man's a twat,
    how could they hire, such a useless prat.

    This bit is just plain rude!
    dont get me wrong he aint a cool dude.
    But really there was no need for that
    Stop and think maybe its you being a twat
  • edited May 2009
    The shattered look on Delia's face was the picture of the season
    Her boys' capitulation at the Valley was the reason

    Southampton were another in the Championship bottom three
    Insolvent? Useless? Rubbish? Or a mixture of the three?

    Yet Charlton's relegation was assured a few weeks prior
    When Parkinsella's management had the Addicks in the mire

    But the Summer's Charlton story has some chapters still to run
    And who knows if next season will prove to be more fun?

    Instead of watching England play the Aussies at the cricket
    I'll be ticking off the days till I can use my season ticket

    Coz Charlton's season in the "third" will end with promotion won
    And we'll retain our rightful place as South London's number one
  • Dazzler, Its all tongue in cheek mate.
    No offence was ever intended.
    just my light hearted take on things.
    I'm sure all of us on here have uttered more damning words about our recent managers over the last 3 seasons.
    Relax buddy!
  • [cite]Posted By: christian da valiant[/cite]Dazzler, Its all tongue in cheek mate.
    No offence was ever intended.
    just my light hearted take on things.
    I'm sure all of us on here have uttered more damning words about our recent managers over the last 3 seasons.
    Relax buddy!

    But that doesn't rhyme, da Valiant ......!

    ;o)
  • LOL!!! Sorry Oggy!
    Me brains a bit foggy!
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  • Very good,don't like the Pratt and Twatt bit,but realise that somethings have to suffer for the sake of art
  • I liked all of it and agreed with it all

    very well done
  • Good stuff
  • [cite]Posted By: christian da valiant[/cite]Dazzler, Its all tongue in cheek mate.
    No offence was ever intended.
    just my light hearted take on things.
    I'm sure all of us on here have uttered more damning words about our recent managers over the last 3 seasons.
    Relax buddy!

    sorry mate bit of a harsh reply. ;o) no hard feelings.
  • Dazzler, none taken buddy. When you called me a twat I thought we MUST of met somewhere before! lol!
    Thanks for the reply. I did think it those two lines may be frowned apon, but it really was just for a chuckle.
    He's an edited version...

    Nnnnnnoooooooo we cried, the blokes a knob!
    He's not the man, to do the job!

    Sorry, couldn't help myself!! LOL!!!

    Seems we have a few poets on here!

    Enjoy your day!
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