Right, well im a bloke.. big bloke too 6 foot 3, 17 stone plus.. like a pint or 12 at the weekend smoke tabs love a curry and the odd scrap when called into action.. so was watching TV last night with the missus and an advert comes on for Bulmers Pear Cider... "Umm quite fancey trying that" comes out of my mouth.... am i turning metro sexual or is it complety fine to sample such liquid without fear of being called a Benny... Havnt drunk cider since a nasty episode down by the thames barrier when i was 15 over dosed on TNT cider..not pretty. Quite tempted to stop at the offy on the way home after work tomoz pick up a couple of bottles fill the pint glass with ice as i see is the custom and enjoy... Is this fine or should i stick to the now customary 6 Stellas for a Fiver from the Offy?
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I prefer Lager still to be fair!
Stick to your stella.
Come on buddy - man up! Drink a real man's drink....now, where'd I put my Campari and orange juice
get both you're 6 for a fiver nelsons, and the pear cider.
create a snakebite with the ingredients and report back tomorrow.
you alredy want the bulmers... going into denial and drinking stella won't make any difference so you might as well give it a try!
More like flavoured aviation fuel.
In fact, the proper name for proper Pear cider is Perry, which is actually made from pears, strangely.
They can't call a chemical concoction artificially flavoured with another cocktail of chemicals, Perry ...... so the marketing men came up with 'Pear Cider'.
So all the gullible kids buy the marketing campaigns and think it's cool.
If only they knew what they were drinking, lol
god no mate, i hate that advert with the blokes drinking WKD... i have and have never drunk that shite any bloke i saw drinking an 'alco pop' would deffo give a wide swerve too.
Mmm and now I've got a craving for Weston's Old Rosie, and you can't get that round here. Thanks Adam.
Or few brewed local. And one called magic bus
Which may be at geeenwixh beer fest
Adam just bowl in and order one and take the flack like a new age man
Nothing wrong with WKD in a club as it's that or wine now in my local clubs - taste like crap and doesn't get you drunk!
It has to be scrumpy with big lumps in the bottom or nothing!
I cut a just such a deal on 5 litres of the stuff through a farmhouse window near Cheddar Gorge in Somerset, although I think the vessel previously contained Diesel rather than fabric conditioner. As with most things that get bought on holiday, I put it in a cupboard and forgot about it, a couple of weeks later it had settled, giving four inches of sediment.
My personal recommendation is Merrydown Sussex cider, as endorsed by the legendary 80's band Peter and the Test
Tube Babies. You may develop a Dennis the Menace tattoo by drinking too much like the lead singer did, but that's just a side effect.
You won't stomach the chemical substitutes ever again.
bless him his eyes must be fading... ;-)
Being a man is difficult sometimes.
Plus how much though.
They are actually. Got my first pair of reading glasses last month aged 47.
;o)
that would be more for a whisper mate, more than 17 but less that 22....
I am. 48 now but none of you remembered my birthday, you bastards.
more than 17 less than 22. That's more like it. The first step is to admit you have a problem : - )
Me 103k, 1.94 cm = BMI of 27.4
BMI Normal = 18.5 to 24.9
BMI Overweight = 25 to 29.9
BMI Obese 30 or greater.
Stu, have you been in the Spider's Web nightclub in Hull?
Go pass it when visiting suppliers, it looks a lovley place from the outside.
Spiders is awesome, vodka under a pound a shot, beer £1.50.
Friday night is very, very heavy metal, saturday less so.
They also do a drink that has 6 shots, topped with lemonade and ice for £4 in a pint glass.
Besst place to get wasted beyond belief in Hull, bar maybe Welly.