I bear the cross of living in sutton. Its actually a nice place but you do bump into the odd Nigel. I was in the pub last night and this character began invading my space. Like he had no spatial awareness or pub etiquette. He had a fat head, really bad shoes and a suit from, I'd say, Bhs or maybe Argos if they do them. He spent a good few minutes trying and failing to impress some chelsea supporters with chat about Palace and as he was losing them resorted to showing some pictures of a "charlton relegation party" him and the rest of his mates had thrown. I had to shake my head and count to ten. I don't particularly mind them for taking the piss. They don't have much after all but I can't wait for normal service to resume. He had a mate with him who looked like the lovechild of Jimmy Hill and Dale Winton
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