Sexy twenty something cheeerleaders at half time followed by one round of UFC Kimbo Slice vs Brock Lesnar - Just to watch them knock eachother out in 1 punch Glass Jaw superweights
The bald headed, stuck up, speckie tw@t in front of me will have buggered off back to Twickers! Cos he knows naff all about football, brings his book reading kid & clearly does not support Charlton!
.........ignoramus who sits in front of me would have buggered off full stop. When my Dad & I changed seats from Block B to Block D in the East Stand a couple of years ago, this same bloke sat so far back in his seat that my Dad asked him how much more space would he like to which the bloke turned around, called my 75-year-old Dad all the names under the sun & proceeded to threaten to take him outside so he could, as he put it, "kick your f**king head in you silly old C***. In order to calm the situation down I swapped seats with my Dad so I ended up sitting behind him instead.
Having been slammed several times in the knees by him during the watford game (which is the match day norm) I politely asked him to stop doing it & was told to "f**k off you c***". When he continued with the same actions I shoved him off my knees & was victim to yet another verbal foul-mouthed abusive attack. This bloke obviously doesn't know how to sit in his seat properly as in the first half he was perched so far forward on it that he slipped off & almost ended up in the row of seats in front.
Even though my Dad & I get on very well with all the others around us & have prime viewing, we have decided to move seats next season.
In my anger I told "him" that I would be reporting him to the club to which he replied "I don't give a f**k what you do", which just about sums him up.
I did report him to the club & was even taken up to the control room in order to identify him but unfortunately he didn't turn up for the Preston match!!
Bejesus sam lloyd. He sounds lovely. On a more positive note....real ale (better make that bottled as I don' think the staff would cope), a team full of home grown talent, marcus bent cleaning the bogs on minimum wage
In the perfect Charlton world the.....final whistle would be blowing in the FA Cup Final at Wembley with the last gasp hero young Jonjo Shelvey running over to the Charlton fans, falling to his knees and kissing the badge with a tear in his eye only to be knocked to the floor by the stampeding team bundle as the Addicks celebrate a 4-3 classic victory over Man Utd.
But I guess the Johnstone Paint against Yeovil will do.
[quote][cite]Posted By: Sam lloyd[/cite].........ignoramus who sits in front of me would have buggered off full stop. When my Dad & I changed seats from Block B to Block D in the East Stand a couple of years ago, this same bloke sat so far back in his seat that my Dad asked him how much more space would he like to which the bloke turned around, called my 75-year-old Dad all the names under the sun & proceeded to threaten to take him outside so he could, as he put it, "kick your f**king head in you silly old C***. In order to calm the situation down I swapped seats with my Dad so I ended up sitting behind him instead.
Having been slammed several times in the knees by him during the watford game (which is the match day norm) I politely asked him to stop doing it & was told to "f**k off you c***". When he continued with the same actions I shoved him off my knees & was victim to yet another verbal foul-mouthed abusive attack. This bloke obviously doesn't know how to sit in his seat properly as in the first half he was perched so far forward on it that he slipped off & almost ended up in the row of seats in front.
Even though my Dad & I get on very well with all the others around us & have prime viewing, we have decided to move seats next season.
In my anger I told "him" that I would be reporting him to the club to which he replied "I don't give a f**k what you do", which just about sums him up.
I did report him to the club & was even taken up to the control room in order to identify him but unfortunately he didn't turn up for the Preston match!![/quote]
What a beautiful human being he sounds, what a cock.
There's an Old Codger in the North Lower Block F that moans alll the way through the game and i actually got a cheer and a laugh when i turned round when he was slating a Solly-Jonjo-Wagstaff- Jonjo move and shouted "Please Shut Up you are ruining the win" needless to say not a peep after that!
.............sky would be red with white, fluffy clouds, & the moon would be a giant CAFC badge. :-)
Slightly more seriously, a young, hungry, team on the up, building momentum through two consecutive promotions & growing into a solid, established top flight club once again.
Well.....I can dream, can't I? :-D
For now, I'll settle for a positive management decision, some clearing out of dead wood, & players who want to get away as quickly as they can, & start building towards a successful league campaign. A 'prequel' for the above 'dream scenario'.
We'd need to have a specially made trophy cabinet room.
Harvey Gardens would be a new station on the Jubilee Line.
The "superstore" would be so popular it would have to relocate into a big unit on Bugsbys Way
We could fill the corners of the ground in, make the JS and East stand double deckers and have that living wall thing.
The Victoria, The Horse & Groom and The Mitre would all still be open.
There'd always be a two-boat service on the ferry.
The level crossing would always be up.
Every now and again we'd have a game where the "jumbotron" work properly for 90 mins.
The hand driers in the lavs would switch on for longer than 2 milliseconds.
You could look in the index of any football book and find our listing to be longer than Bobby Charlton's.
Some nice chap would bring a beer and snacks to your seat, like they do in South America. At the same prices as they charge, too. The North Stand concourses would be decorated to look marginally less like dismal catlle pens. The announcer introduces all of the crowd by name to the players - I mean we know who they are already. Would help inspire a more family orientated atmosphere. Escalators in all the stands A recaro seat for each season ticket holder, with individual screens like you get on the planes. The last three years deleted from our history
....we would all ensure that Sam Lloyd & her Dad could stay in their seats by all going behind that geezer & collectively asking him politely to please be considerate to those around him. & all watch rather amusingly as he turns around, his face already contorting into a grimace, ready to launch a round of expletives, when his mouth falls sharply open as he sees a collective of Lifers. One of which says, 'which one of us are you going to call a c**t first?'
........standing in the bottom bit of the 'covered end' and being allowed to put your flags up in the ground, also one of those reverse bungie's tied to me, so that when we score, id shoot up towards the roof of the 'covered end' bouncing about like a good'en (maybe wearing a cape for effect) superfan stylie............
[cite]Posted By: KBslittlesis[/cite]....we would all ensure that Sam Lloyd & her Dad could stay in their seats by all going behind that geezer & collectively asking him politely to please be considerate to those around him. & all watch rather amusingly as he turns around, his face already contorting into a grimace, ready to launch a round of expletives, when his mouth falls sharply open as he sees a collective of Lifers. One of which says, 'which one of us are you going to call a c**t first?'
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Having been slammed several times in the knees by him during the watford game (which is the match day norm) I politely asked him to stop doing it & was told to "f**k off you c***". When he continued with the same actions I shoved him off my knees & was victim to yet another verbal foul-mouthed abusive attack. This bloke obviously doesn't know how to sit in his seat properly as in the first half he was perched so far forward on it that he slipped off & almost ended up in the row of seats in front.
Even though my Dad & I get on very well with all the others around us & have prime viewing, we have decided to move seats next season.
In my anger I told "him" that I would be reporting him to the club to which he replied "I don't give a f**k what you do", which just about sums him up.
I did report him to the club & was even taken up to the control room in order to identify him but unfortunately he didn't turn up for the Preston match!!
But I guess the Johnstone Paint against Yeovil will do.
Having been slammed several times in the knees by him during the watford game (which is the match day norm) I politely asked him to stop doing it & was told to "f**k off you c***". When he continued with the same actions I shoved him off my knees & was victim to yet another verbal foul-mouthed abusive attack. This bloke obviously doesn't know how to sit in his seat properly as in the first half he was perched so far forward on it that he slipped off & almost ended up in the row of seats in front.
Even though my Dad & I get on very well with all the others around us & have prime viewing, we have decided to move seats next season.
In my anger I told "him" that I would be reporting him to the club to which he replied "I don't give a f**k what you do", which just about sums him up.
I did report him to the club & was even taken up to the control room in order to identify him but unfortunately he didn't turn up for the Preston match!![/quote]
What a beautiful human being he sounds, what a cock.
Slightly more seriously, a young, hungry, team on the up, building momentum through two consecutive promotions & growing into a solid, established top flight club once again.
Well.....I can dream, can't I? :-D
For now, I'll settle for a positive management decision, some clearing out of dead wood, & players who want to get away as quickly as they can, & start building towards a successful league campaign. A 'prequel' for the above 'dream scenario'.
Harvey Gardens would be a new station on the Jubilee Line.
The "superstore" would be so popular it would have to relocate into a big unit on Bugsbys Way
We could fill the corners of the ground in, make the JS and East stand double deckers and have that living wall thing.
The Victoria, The Horse & Groom and The Mitre would all still be open.
There'd always be a two-boat service on the ferry.
The level crossing would always be up.
Every now and again we'd have a game where the "jumbotron" work properly for 90 mins.
The hand driers in the lavs would switch on for longer than 2 milliseconds.
You could look in the index of any football book and find our listing to be longer than Bobby Charlton's.
At the same prices as they charge, too.
The North Stand concourses would be decorated to look marginally less like dismal catlle pens.
The announcer introduces all of the crowd by name to the players - I mean we know who they are already. Would help inspire a more family orientated atmosphere.
Escalators in all the stands
A recaro seat for each season ticket holder, with individual screens like you get on the planes.
The last three years deleted from our history
Spot on!
Go on then Dave she is one of our clients... the lawyers are standing by he he ;-)
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That could be organised!
You're a talent agent? Kept that one quiet!