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crap joke

edited December 2006 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
A woman was having a daytime affair while her

husband was at work.

One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her

boyfriend when, to her

horror, she heard her husband's car pull into

the driveway.

"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump

out the window. My

husband's home early!"

"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining

out there!"

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill

us both!" she replied.

He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain

is the least of your


So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his

clothes and jumps out

the window!

As he ran down the street in the pouring rain,

he quickly discovered

he had run right into the middle of the town's

annual marathon, so he

started running along beside the others, about

300 of them.

Being naked,! with his clothes tucked under

his arm he tried to blend

in as best he could.

After a little while a small group of runners

who had been watching

him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It

feels so wonderfully free!"

Another runner moved a long side. "Do you

always run carrying your

clothes with you under your arm?"

Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly.

"That way I can get dressed

right at the end of the run and get in my car

to go home!"

Then a third runner cast his eyes a lit tle

lower and queried, "Do you

always wear a condom when you run? "

"Nope.........just when it's raining !
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