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One thing you would do to improve the footie experience?

Follows on from the Kelvin Mackenzie thread re 0-0 draws. Not a Charlton question but about footie in general, be it off side rules, cap on salaries, number of foreign players, TV technology etc etc. If you had the power to change just one thing, what would it be?
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  • TV money distributed equally to all 92 clubs.
  • Remove our minitron.

    Am sick of that bloody fish advert.
  • Allow boozing during the game
  • My old man always says if u miss a pen tou should be shot so all penalty misses will be on pain of death if missed, always made me laugh when he says that having never taken a pen in his life!
  • Lower the financial gap between the champions league and the rest of the premiership, and the premiership and the championship.


    Oh, and introduce safe standing.
  • Bring Standing Back.
  • deduct points for diving. 1pt if the opposition player gets booked, 2pts if sent off or you score from resulting free kick/penalty
  • Award 25 bonus points to the team that comes bottom of the Championship
  • [cite]Posted By: Shag[/cite]Allow boozing during the game

    Agreed, beer in the stands for me.
  • flask holders on seat backs.
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  • Some form of introduction of a salary cap

    Admission prices for away fans to be set by an independent body which is comparative across a division accounting for facility differences

    Players on a yellow card made to put a yellow armband on

    Offside rule abolished for either the last ten minutes of a game, or the extra time of a cup game.

    TV money to be spread more evenly throughout the 92 clubs
  • beer and standing
  • Mini kebabs at half time, and hand & feet warming machines :-)
  • The bird from ghost whisperer to sit on me lap.
    beer pumped stright to the afoutain like thingy attached to your seat
    all people that dont like swearing banned
    standing areas
    naughty songs compulsary
    everyone given a bag of lemons to be thrwn at the ref when he f**ks up
    Arsenal to play in France in the French league
    All Tv money to be given to us
    Danny Baker to be lashed by Mis Whip lash at half time while wearing a sign "NO 1 LIKES ME"
  • Ban the term 'Footie' for starters.
  • People who are unable to carry out the simple task of locating their seat from their match ticket be given 30 seconds to sort it then be chucked out
  • [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]Offside rule abolished for either the last ten minutes of a game, or the extra time of a cup game.
    How about instead of penalties, the second half of extra time has no offside rule and is played under the silver goal rule? I think that would be more fair than a shoot out.


    Also, spitting to carry an automatic 5 match ban.

    Players can give abuse back to the fans without threats of police actions.

    Over 18s areas and a kids pen.
  • [cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]flask holders on seat backs.

    And the screen could be linked through to the Charing X departure board..................
  • Turn the clock back and never let people like Rupert Murdoch, Tim Lovejoy and Richard Scudamore and their ilk anywhere near the game.
  • Divide the playing pitch into thirds and revise the offside rule so that you can only be found to be offside in the last third.
    Make Match officials more accountable for their decisions by having their performance judged by an independant body after the game with both managers being allowed to submit questions for them to answer.
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  • Three points once in a while would do me for now.

    We start the season with 23 cheerleaders and after every game, after lots of studying of movement,presentation,outfit,effort, get to vote off the worst one each game , whittling it down to an outright winner in May.;-)
  • Don`t agree with rule changes to the beautiful game but agree that the division of money as it is at present will be the death of football as we know it.
  • Ten minute sin bins for dissent to the ref.
  • Safe standing (terracing was far better) and salary caps linked to turnover!
  • ....also...no more semi's at wembley and replays for drawn cup finals after extra time...bollocks to Champs League!
  • If 2 balls end up on the pitch at the same time as a result of an over enthusiastic or hopeless ballboy.

    That ballboy is then hung drawn and quartered and then fed to a pack of hyaenas specially housed in a cage on the SE quadrant for the purpose. The large screen can be used to show this to all as an appetiser for the Fish.
  • Allow goalscorers to remove their shirt and/or celebrate with their own fans
  • bring back standing and topless beach volleyball at half time
  • Assistant referees ( Linesman) should be on motorised carts (like those cameras at the 100 metres) which move automatically in line with the final defender.

    They should also specialise in flag waving in the style of Team America.
  • Cheers guys. I'd used the term 'footie experience' in an ironic way. Have you noticed that once we could just take kids out for the day whereas now we're invited to have a quality time family experience? I'd wondered what attractions would be developed to increase crowd attendance. Sharing out the money so that football can survive doesn't seem to be on the agenda.
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