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NEW ARTICLE - Hell Bent on Success

A light-hearted ten-point guide to turn Dazza into the King of England


  • Very good

    Best one was without question:

    3. Attack Floyd or Harvey

    Personally, my favourite option. Players have fought players and mascots have fought mascots, but there hasn’t been a case yet of a player beating a mascot to a pulp. The tannoy may well play ‘Pussycat I Love You’ but I certainly don’t, and nor do 99% of the cringing adults in the crowd. Mean business Dazza, do that bloody cat good and proper. If she makes the next game, a brace for her neck and a bandage for her head are minimum requirements.
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