Parky might say (in Al Pacino mode) : 'You got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes-you're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows, when it comes down to it, you're gonna do the same for him. That's a team gentlemen! And either we heal now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football guys, that's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do? '
Then again he might say 'Good luck lads, do your best.
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then smash up one of tables and on the way out slap hudson round the face......
as he leaves he shouts "YOUR A F&*(KING DISGRACE"
thats what id do...
In two hours you can be sitting here thinking that when it comes to the crunch I stood up to be counted. You can think that at last I gave those people a performance that puts a smile on their face You can feel every bump and bruise and know that your opposite number has twice as many. In short you can sit there and feel proud.
If you do not think you will be sitting here in two hours thinking any of those things now then get changed because you have no place on my pitch.
"Dickson keep yourself warm, we'll probably need you for the last 10 minutes when we're 2-0 down".
Put these two together and I think we have a winner.
or
'im quitting after the game so start playing for the fans and the new boss now'
Oh and Gray, jump.
I hope you've got this on loudspeaker.
More likely will be "Having lost 4-1 I don't suppose the players can face seeing each other for a day or two so I am going to send the lads on an all expenses paid trip to Euro Disney in the hope that they will feel a bit better the poor little loves. Having to put up with the fans and their outlandish idea's that we might win a game is all to much to bare for these poor little mites and as professionals they should not be subjected to that"
In goal, it's ticket number 36 - Holland
Right Back goes to ticket number 24 - Burton
etc etc etc
'Okay then lads, whos left footed, stand over there, who's right footed, stand over there.'
"If it's not too much trouble, would you mind awfully going out there and getting three points?
Then one of the players pipes up " If we win, my sister Dolly has promised some cucumber sandwiches"
" I had a meeting with Steve Waggott on Thursday and he told me the financial situation is dire and that come February we might not be able to pay your wages. I've spent all weekend lining up scouts from every Premiership and Championship club as well as some from accross Europe and they are all in the stands tonight. Steve assures me that no reasonable offer will be refused. Now go out there and play the game of your lives. "
That's a genuine LOL Big Will, still chuckling as I write this.
I was thinking along similar lines the other day watching the snooker. O'Sullivan had no right winning half the frames he did from the position he was in but when it came down to it he had the mentality spot on. Even when he made a mistake he'd put it out of his mind and the next shot would be a stunner. the other bloek just couldn't handle it anywhere near as well.
Get whoever does his pep talks in the dressing room tomorrow perleeze...