It was funny the first time I read it - now everyone's jumped on the bandwagon and I read it every post. Its not even remotely funny any more - stop it.
Actually I think it's quite clever. It illustrates the fact that despite forking out 1.5 million to get rid of him, Pards is in fact still with us in the form of his buddy Parky. Same rubbish tactics, team selection, substitutions, signings, turn over of players, and most importantly failure to win any games.
Give us a break Leroy, we can't keep coming up with new material to order - I always though "Pardont" was a good one, "Pardkinson" is a fusion of two great leaders, a sort of composite character like they put in movies sometimes.
True about money not buying you everything or even getting rid of things. Whereas Curbs ghost lingered long enough to sign two crocks in Sorondo and Gibbs, it just seems Pardew's one has never left.
[cite]Posted By: Chunes[/cite]Fair enough. When you are King I guess I'll be the first against the wall.
I'm not like that - and besides, even if I was, I'd have enough on my plate hunting down Charlie Block and exposing 2Sheds.
Who wants to be king anyway? 'Supreme ruler of the North Upper' sounds better.
And AFKA - your last suggestion for a new nom de plume for Parkinson is just silly. it has no 'ring' to it. Something shorter, punchier and more apropos the point is in order. How about 'Twat'?
I'm sure Parky is not as arrogant as Pardew, I wonder how many more games we have to loose abysmally before he has the decency to fall on his sword. Assuming of course that he hasn't had the nod to get us out of league one.
[cite]Posted By: Addickson's God[/cite]I'm sure Parky is not as arrogant as Pardew, I wonder how many more games we have to loose abysmally before he has the decency to fall on his sword. Assuming of course that he hasn't had the nod to get us out of league one.
Based on recent events I'm guessing that he has already been given that nod.
Parkinson and Pardew are two completely different entitys.
Could Parkinson service the whole of the West ham midfields wives on a regular basis without the players finding out while still guiding them to an FA cup final?
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LoL!
True about money not buying you everything or even getting rid of things. Whereas Curbs ghost lingered long enough to sign two crocks in Sorondo and Gibbs, it just seems Pardew's one has never left.
:-)
Who wants to be king anyway? 'Supreme ruler of the North Upper' sounds better.
And AFKA - your last suggestion for a new nom de plume for Parkinson is just silly. it has no 'ring' to it. Something shorter, punchier and more apropos the point is in order. How about 'Twat'?
Sorry, Phil, I do think you're a decent bloke, but it just ain't working.
Anyone else sing 'Park-shite' at the end of that sentance !
No, in this case, it's definitely him, Dazzler ;-)
Could Parkinson service the whole of the West ham midfields wives on a regular basis without the players finding out while still guiding them to an FA cup final?
I think not.
The man was a genius.