It's my birthday ...

Off_it

... and the missus has bought me a godawful shirt!

What do I do???

razil

accidentally set fire to it..?

Charlton Dan

Tell her its tight across the shoulders

Tavern

Treat her to a curry and spill the sauce over your shirt!It never comes out!Then you can bin it!As it is your birthday she can pay and that way it has not cost you a penny

Ketman

Say Thank you & give her a big sloppy kiss ?

Salad

Say it looks better on her.

AFKABartram

pin it to the wall and have a game of cornetto darts

Off_it

you ain't gonna let me forget that, are you AFKA?
;o)

LoOkOuT

It's obviously payback for the godawful dress you bought for her on her last birthday.

mascot88

Sod the shirt...... Happy Birthday!

Badger

Tell Her You've Gone OFF_IT