Somehow we need to make the guy feel wanted so he might stay for the rest of the season, some songs might help.
Suggestions ????
how about Jonjo ,,, Jonjo Shelvey Jonjo ,,, Jonjo Shelvey to the tune of Dexy's 'Cmon Eileen' starting slow n getting faster ??
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Sung very slowly
'He's taking the piss'
'He's taking the piiisssss'
'Oh Young Jonjo'
'Is taking the piss'
Ooh, Aah
I wanna knooow
etc
It's Jonjo Shelvey, our Jonjo Shelevy
You make us happy when skies are grey
It's Jonjo Shelvey, our Jonjo Shelvey
Please don't take our sunshine away.
Que Sera Sera,
Wherever where he may be,
He's bald and he's seventeen,
Jon Shelvey Shelvey,
Jon Jo
Jon Jo
The lines in italics were suggested by Ross on another thread where I couldnt think of an ending.
Jon Joooooooo (solo voice)
Jon Joooooooo (multiple voices responding)
Jonjo,Jonjo
He's gonna score you know.
With his bald head
You know he's a red
Jonjo,Jonjo,Jonjo,JonJo
but we dont care
Better than my, with a bucket and spade and a hand grenade!
He's there
He's got no fuckin hair
Jonjo Shelvey
Jonjo Shelvey
Shelvey woo oh oh
Shelvey woo oh oh
He comes from East London
Which is not where our team plays
Jon...jo.... Shelvey...
the mist steaming out his bald head,
His desire...is always to play in char...lton red......
Hey maybe from romford but we can forget,
With his shiny bald head and the ball in the Net....
His name Is Jonjo and he is a true Red.....
Coz hes Super Jonjo.... with his shiny bald head.....
REPEAT...
Jonjo Shelvey he's a star,
ten times better than Spot Parka.
Each time he plays he doubles in price (or: won't get dandruff or headlice)
He's so good they named him twice!
Jonjo Shelvey he's a star
Charltons 'curly' mid-field-a
thats genius dude lol
oooooh jonjo ooh oooooh
He's he's 6 foot 1 and bald
He's better than ronald ooooooh jonjo oooh ooh