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What would you say to the players at 2.50p.m on Saturday

March51March51
edited January 2009 in General Charlton
If you had the chance? Such as:

'Now remember, if things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta look real mean. I mean plumb mad dog mean 'cos if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is!': 'Josie Wales'
(not a quotes thread, just thought it suitable)
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  • paulbaconsarniepaulbaconsarnie
    hurry up and put those covers back on. we've got a youth game mid-week.
  • nigelnigel
    "As the pitch is frozen and so we get to keep this year's unbeaten record for at least another few days, let's go and raid Murray's drinks cabinet...''
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    'Shelvey, put your DS down, you've got a big game today sunshine'
  • GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    " win or dont come back"
  • carly burncarly burn
    "If you're scared of how the crowd are going to react if you have a shitter just wait until i get you back in this fu@ki@g dressing room!"
  • ScohamScoham
    (about Jonjo Shelvey):

    "If any of you are in doubt, give him the ball. If he's not available, do what your normally do, just kick the bloody thing in the air, ok? Now we're up against Rochdale Nottingham Forest, a team of no-hopers, so let's go for it ok! Our season starts now!..."
  • DarrenDarren
    'Hands up if you've got a big mortgage'.
  • ChicagoAddickChicagoAddick
    [cite]Posted By: Darren[/cite]'Hands up if you've got a big mortgage'.

    "Oh. Ok, hands up who has no mortgage? ..... Oh I see, a lot of you...."
  • ISawLeaburnScoreISawLeaburnScore
    Not exactly what I'd do at 2.50pm but tomorrow I'd be digging out some video.

    Show them some footage of the return to the Valley, the play-off final, the glory days of the title winning side, some of the great games of the Prem era. If they can't respond to that and think "I'd quite like a bit of that glory and a bit of that appreciation by the fans" then we really are lost lambs.
  • nigelnigel
    And just tell 'em your name, ISaw. Might have an impact in itself !
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  • BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    I'd say: Football is a team game, all ten of you give the ball to Jonjo.
  • IdleHansIdleHans
    "ten minutes to go, lads"
  • ISawLeaburnScoreISawLeaburnScore
    [cite]Posted By: nigel w[/cite]And just tell 'em your name, ISaw. Might have an impact in itself !

    Footage of Leaburn scoring the hat-trick at Ipswich might well do it as you suggest nigel!

    We could be getting closer to I Saw Burton Score t-shirts... or I Saw Dickson At All
  • InspectorSandsInspectorSands
    "Can someone give me a lift to Chislehurst? The car won't start in the cold."
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    When this game is over I want you to be so knackered that you can't go clubbing tonight.

    This match will come down to who wants it most and that is us

    NOW GET OUT THERE!
  • Stu_of_KunmingStu_of_Kunming
    "Ok the games off, who's round is it?"
  • RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta
    "Look at all those poor sods trudging back to Charlton station to face the train delays. Glad we got the butlers to anti-freeze the porsches and Land Rovers this morning."

    &

    "Games been called off so weve all pocketed thousands this week for sweet f.a. E're so this is what that Danish lad has been gloating about for the past year"
  • BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    Assuming the match goes ahead...I suggest that Parky does a quick round of introductions so this week's loan signings at least know the names of the rest of the squad.
  • nigelnigel
    Len wrote:

    "When this game is over I want you to be so knackered that you can't go clubbing tonight."

    I thought you were a better psychologist than that, Len! That's going to make them give up trying before they even get out there...

    ''If you win this afternoon, you've got a free pass to stay out all night and I don't care if you're not home for Sunday breakfast or whose bed you wake up in.... " now from what I know of the modern-day footballer, that's far more likely to motivate the lazy lot of 'em !
  • golfaddickgolfaddick
    I don't want to see any clean shorts at 3.45 - if their not dirty you're not trying hard enough.

    don't be frightened to shoot - anywhere from 30 yards out. If their keeper doesn't make a half adozen saves this half none of you are getting paid. If you are a striker and you don't shoot, you wont be playing the 2nd half.

    wingers - get to the byeline and get a cross over, If it hits the first defender you'll be docked 10% of your wages - run at them and get into the box with the ball - every time you do you get a 10% bonus.

    defenders - when in doubt , boot it upfield.
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  • OaksterOakster
    Right lads, we've just got time for a quick jog down the A2 - anyone seen my AtoZ?
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    [cite]Posted By: nigel w[/cite]Len wrote:

    "When this game is over I want you to be so knackered that you can't go clubbing tonight."

    I thought you were a better psychologist than that, Len! That's going to make them give up trying before they even get out there...

    ''If you win this afternoon, you've got a free pass to stay out all night and I don't care if you're not home for Sunday breakfast or whose bed you wake up in.... " now from what I know of the modern-day footballer, that's far more likely to motivate the lazy lot of 'em !

    You could be right Nigel!

    The Churchillian rallying call probably is outmoded these days!
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    great thread
  • trickytricky
    "In about 5 minutes, we'll hear that idiot Pete start spouting his five minutes to go crap - Dicko, Izale, go out and have some shots at the open goal. If you can hit Pete, the crowd will love you forever, and we'll stop that stack of programmes going on sale on ebay and give them to you for free. We might have a pair of Super Kev's shooting boots around somewhere that we'll throw in too. Best of luck lads."
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    My watch must be five minutes slow, I only make it 2.45
  • ElthamEltham
    This is a football, you try to kick it into the other team's net, whilst stopping them from doing the same to you. If you do this well enough, you get three points which means you've won the match. Simple, isn't it?
  • nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    I ve just got off the phone to Pardew he sais if i change the posters around the dressing room it will make you all feel like new players.

    If we are losing at half time not only will i change the posters all of you will be changed you bunch of glory boy bstds
  • P_AirP_Air
    "If you don't get a win today, then that nasty bit of wall will appear in the middle of the road and smash up your Ferrari Ford Focus"
  • superclivesuperclive
    in the words of wacko from mike basset "lets f**ing kill em!" before punching a hole in the changing room wall.
  • Low_EarsLow_Ears
    edited January 2009
    Let's do something different today lads - try to stop those nasty men putting that round leathery thing in between the two white sticky things where Rob stands.
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