1. What league will Charlton be playing in ? - league 1
2. What will be our league position ? - 14th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? - 10,001
4. Who will be our manager ? - parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) 1450
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? - yes, in a playing capacity keeping chris dickson out of the side.
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? - charlton life
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? - the 1970's yellow bukta 1. they found it in a cupboard at the training groud.
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? - grant basey
1. What league will Charlton be playing in ? Division Three
2. What will be our league position ? Bottom, still on minus somehting after the points deduction for administration.
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 1,027. The rest have jumped off a cliff.
4. Who will be our manager ? Matt Holland, doing it out of the kindness of his heart, and no-one could bring themselves to push him off the cliff.
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 268. The rest will have jumped off the cliff.
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? Yes - he was on a ten year contract, so is the only one still getting paid...
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? The Samaritans - The few remaining Valley Gold subscribers demanded their subscriptions be switched to paying to have the phone number on the shirt to try and stem the number of fans jumping off cliffs.
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? Red. We can only afford one kit, and because we used to be a special club, the league decreed that other teams would change their shirts instead. They deducted us a further 10 points for the privilege.
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Matt Holland.
1. What league will Charlton be playing in? =>Championship
2. What will be our league position? =>11th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point? =>18,902
4. Who will be our manager? =>Phil Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268)? =>1,621
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here? =>Nope
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be? =>Carbrini
8. What colour will the away shirt be? =>White
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point? =>Jonjo Shelvey
1. What league will Charlton be playing in ? League 1
2. What will be our league position ? 19th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 9,500 (announced as 20,524)
4. Who will be our manager ? Phil Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1450
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? Nope. Brian Cole brought back to appease supporters angry at lack of decent signings during close season.
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? Archbishop Desmond Tutu - he also acquires sponsorship rights to "The Archbishop Desmond Tutu Valley", having found that he can now sponsor the entire club for the same money it cost him to sponsor Paul Mortimer's away kit back in the mid-90's.
1. What league will Charlton be playing ? league 1 2. What will be our league position ? 8th 3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 11,000 4. Who will be our manager ? sir chris powell 5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 14,500 6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? no 7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? Tools r us 8. What colour will the away shirt be ? whatever is on sale at primark 9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? randolph
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2. What will be our league position ? 8th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 15,500
4. Who will be our manager ? Phil Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 12,346
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? no
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? Daves Shuttlecocks
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? black and blue
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Andy Gray (8 goals)
2. What will be our league position ? 10th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 21,032
4. Who will be our manager ? Phil Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 15,100
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? Probably
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? Carbrini
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? White
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Nicky Bailey
2. What will be our league position ? 5th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 17,657 (No season ticket offer)
4. Who will be our manager ? Phil Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1456
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? No
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? Zabeel Investments
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? Black
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Andy Gray
2. What will be our league position ?8th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ?17,213
4. Who will be our manager ?Phil Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ?1400
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ?no
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ?Carbrini
8. What colour will the away shirt be ?Yellow
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ?Chris PowellRob Elliot
2. What will be our league position ? - 14th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? - 10,001
4. Who will be our manager ? - parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) 1450
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? - yes, in a playing capacity keeping chris dickson out of the side.
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? - charlton life
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? - the 1970's yellow bukta 1. they found it in a cupboard at the training groud.
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? - grant basey
2. What will be our league position ? 2nd
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 14,987
4. Who will be our manager ? Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1365
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? i hope not
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? Carbrini
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? white
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Bailey
2. What will be our league position ? 6th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 17500
4. Who will be our manager ? parky
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1500
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? nope
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? disney
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? white
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? holland
2. What will be our league position ? 9TH
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 13,000
4. Who will be our manager ? KINSELLA
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 986
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? NOPE WILL BE POACHED FOR A PREM NORTHERN TEAM
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? VALLEY CABS
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? YELLOW
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? MAMBO
2. What will be our league position ? Bottom, still on minus somehting after the points deduction for administration.
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 1,027. The rest have jumped off a cliff.
4. Who will be our manager ? Matt Holland, doing it out of the kindness of his heart, and no-one could bring themselves to push him off the cliff.
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 268. The rest will have jumped off the cliff.
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? Yes - he was on a ten year contract, so is the only one still getting paid...
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? The Samaritans - The few remaining Valley Gold subscribers demanded their subscriptions be switched to paying to have the phone number on the shirt to try and stem the number of fans jumping off cliffs.
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? Red. We can only afford one kit, and because we used to be a special club, the league decreed that other teams would change their shirts instead. They deducted us a further 10 points for the privilege.
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Matt Holland.
2. What will be our league position ? 5th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 27,111
4. Who will be our manager ? alan curbishley
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 2000
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? yes
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? 'now am i good enough for you cnuts' alan curbishley thru his own generousity
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? claret and blue
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? scott parker
2. What will be our league position ? 11th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 13,672
4. Who will be our manager ? Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1,491
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? Prob not if he's on Prem wages.
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? Haribo
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? White
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Lloyd Sam
2. What will be our league position ? 6th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 15,246
4. Who will be our manager ? Steve Gritt
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1496
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? No, Jim Davidson will take up a part time position
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? Borat Homes - Cheap time shares in kazakhstan
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? White
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Dean Windass
2. What will be our league position ? 4th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 11,521
4. Who will be our manager ? Phil Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? Officially or Un-officially? ...1,596
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? Oh Yes his new Three year contract is too expensive to buy out.
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? The people who own the Dome dunno who it is but them !
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? Black
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? JonJo of course !
2. What will be our league position ? 16th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 10,643
4. Who will be our manager ? Phil Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1305
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? No
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? R White's
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? Blue
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Jonjo
2. What will be our league position ? 9th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 18,121
4. Who will be our manager ? Phil Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1528
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? Yes
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? TK MAX
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? Black
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Jonjo
2. What will be our league position ? 5th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 12,102
4. Who will be our manager ? Martin Allen
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1,561
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? No.
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? Thames Gateway Development Corporation
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? White
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Jonjo Shelvey
2. What will be our league position ? 6th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 11,234
4. Who will be our manager ? Phil Chapple
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1325
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? No, he won't do it for free.
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be? Valley Gold or Hamlet Cigars
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? White because there's no point changing it when no-one will buy it anyway.
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Nicky Bailey as we'll have sold everyone else better than him.
2. What will be our league position ? 7th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 23258
4. Who will be our manager ? Phil Parky
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1745
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? yes
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? Fyfes Bananas (just had bananas and custard and all i can think about! - Yum)
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? Grey with a fetching yellow flashing
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Jonjo
2. What will be our league position? =>11th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point? =>18,902
4. Who will be our manager? =>Phil Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268)? =>1,621
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here? =>Nope
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be? =>Carbrini
8. What colour will the away shirt be? =>White
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point? =>Jonjo Shelvey
2. What will be our league position ? 10th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 12,128
4. Who will be our manager ? Parky
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1441
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? Yes
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? Ebbsfleet Station
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? Light blue
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Elliott
2. What will be our league position ? 7th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 13,113
4. Who will be our manager ? Phil Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1411
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? Yes
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? Primark
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? White and Red
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Chris Dickson
league1/div3
2. What will be our league position ?
3rd
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ?
10,349
4. Who will be our manager ?
Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ?
1350
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ?
hell no, to save funds a lucky valley gold subscriber will be selected to take the role during each game.
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ?
no shirt sponsor
8. What colour will the away shirt be ?
Same as now minus the sponsor logo
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ?
Lloyd Sam
2. What will be our league position ? 19th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 9,500 (announced as 20,524)
4. Who will be our manager ? Phil Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1450
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? Nope. Brian Cole brought back to appease supporters angry at lack of decent signings during close season.
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? Archbishop Desmond Tutu - he also acquires sponsorship rights to "The Archbishop Desmond Tutu Valley", having found that he can now sponsor the entire club for the same money it cost him to sponsor Paul Mortimer's away kit back in the mid-90's.
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? Black and pink with a white collar as part of the terms of Mr Tutu's sponsorship deal -
http://gayspirituality.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/11/22/desmondtutu.jpg
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Shefki Kuqi, yet another inspired signing by Big Phil
Championship
2. What will be our league position ?
8th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ?
16161
4. Who will be our manager ?
The Parkmeister
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ?
1315
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ?
No
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ?
Virgin
8. What colour will the away shirt be ?
Yellow
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ?
Therry Racon
league 1
2. What will be our league position ?
8th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ?
11,000
4. Who will be our manager ?
sir chris powell
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ?
14,500
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ?
no
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ?
Tools r us
8. What colour will the away shirt be ?
whatever is on sale at primark
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ?
randolph
2. What will be our league position ? 9th (if we go into administration then bottom)
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 14678
4. Who will be our manager ? Matt Holland Player / Manager
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1420
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? Yes
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? Carbrini, JD Sports
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? Yellow
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Matthew Spring
2. What will be our league position ? 11th
3. What will the 09/10 average attendance be at that point ? 12,234
4. Who will be our manager ? Phil Parkinson
5. How many members will this forum have (current 1268) ? 1479
6. Will the stupid announcer still be here ? No
7. Who will our sponsor for the 09/10 season be ? RBS
8. What colour will the away shirt be ? Yellow
9. Who will be the current 09/10 player of the year at the halfway point ? Izale McLeod